What does Democrat and Republican mean in English

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If you are a Democrat, you believe in farming our population. This means our poor people grow more in number and we get more educated people for our dollar. If you are a Republican, you believe in using our poor to fight. This means our population goes down and we use our might to defend ourselves against foreign oppressors. Neither party is a bad choice, but if you have no idea what to vote, you really aren't gonna get it explained any easier than that.


By the way, don't just vote for a pretty face or a strong voice.



So using this system, if you are afraid of global warming you should be a Republican, hahahahahaha, (Stewie's voice: "I'm here all week") So when you wonder why we are at war when we have a Democrat in charge, well, that's cuz people are confused when they are poor and politics isn't the first thing we learn in school. But the poor are what the constitution is all about. "A government for the people". So when we decide what to choose for a leader, "don't think you, think we". If you are an educator, you will want a democrat, if you are in the military, you will want a Republican, if you are a business owner, you want a Republican, if you depend on the entertainment industry, you want to vote democrat. If you work for a credit card, like Citibank or the great "Northern Hemisphere Bank" card, which makes you a banker, then you are generally gonna want to vote Democrat... unless you want the government to stop taxing your company and stop stopping you from merging with insurance companies and stop keeping you from using public officials to make yourself some personal money, THEN, but only if you are extremely rich and don't mind some of those "ant" people dying during the war, then you are a banker and should vote Republican.



Did that sound bias? I thought I was totally impartial in my commentary. Yes, I believe I will leave that in.



On a final note, remember that we all chose. We chose, albeit haphazardly, to go to war in Kuwait, to force the United Nations to turn it's attention to our needs for a change, to not sit blindly while WMDs were sold at will from Russia to the highest bidder as its military fell apart. Vigilance is every bit as important as duty. Even if we can't police the entire world and ask them to please not be idiots, we can at least ask the rich people.



So some people made some money out of it, meh. You might as well hope your wife doesn't cheat on you. Or at least hope she doesn't do it TOO often. And if you are really worried, well, for everything else there is Mastercard.



The more righteous I sound, the more I want to apologize.



Oh on another final note, Democrats tend to also do as they please if they stay in power too long. But, this has nothing to do with giving your wife everything she ever wanted, oh wait, yes it does. Say, suddenly the World Bank came to mind.