LOTR unplugged

BLM:75 WHM:75 SMN:60 RDM:20 THF:75 WAR:75 DRK:75 RNG:58

It's time to write about Lord of the Rings. I know that I really enjoyed the show and am even enjoying the the strategy game more and more as I get better at it.

As I wonder at what a wizard is in real life, a gray wizard is one that is without a cause. A priest that has belief but is unfamiliar with how his power is useful.

A hobbit is little people. Little people have no money. Their advantage is that noone can tell them apart too easy. As numerous as they are short, they tend to not have an education but are as flippant and happy as the day when it comes to their everyday lives.

An elf is somone with money. These people think they will live forever and in many ways are taller than the others and have more skill. They are educated to some degree and are happy people.

A dwarf is like a church member, (edit, lol). They don't have a lot of money but they are stout warriors and tend to dig for treasure. Eventually, they dig too deep I guess, but they are generally happy. They don't trust elves.

The humans are worse because they are selfish. They are easily corrupted and it's because of their inability to be happy that they suffer the most. They want more. More power or more wealth or more of whatever. Yet, these can be both happy or unhappy depending on what they consider is "enough" wealth.

Urukhai are much like elves but they are unhappy. They have money and yet are greedy. They, like the elves, are tall but ugly in that they don't promote good behavior.

Orcs are just like hobbits but they are unhappy. It's funny when you think of a "pig" people because that is exactly what you think of when you think of a greedy person. Cops are often called pigs because they abuse their power I guess. Often though, given the opportunity, I have noticed that everyone, barnone, enjoys being cruel given the opportunity. "These people need to get the first tickets to hell, officer!" These "orcs" tend to have a jewish nature. God wants you to take money from the weak? Sure, ok, whatever. In sum, Jew=good, greedy jew=bad.

A white wizard is a human with a purpose. He is also worshipped like the gray wizard but is powerful because of his intellect and influence. In fact in the movie, right as Gandalf re-appears from his fight with the Balrog, you hear Aragorn tell everyone not to let him speak because he will put a spell on everyone. Yet they let him speak. The truth is, that Saruman deceived everyone all the way to the end, having played both sides the entire time. He is the white wizard Gandalf and you never see them both in the same scene after his fall with the Balrog.

Noone survives a fight with the Balrog.