The Lesson

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 When I speak of the son of man and the son of the devil I mean that you are following the teachings of Jesus.  He was the one that said "I am the way and the light, NOONE comes to the father but by me."  or something like that and then he said "he who wishes to save his life must lose it".

He is talking about being born again.  Born again as a new person.  Born again as a "people".  That's what they mean also when they refer to PEOPLE people, because when we use the words person and people we mean... NOT a savage.

I am playing Anna.  There need to be more games like this available because it's really fun to just sit there and try to figure out the game.  And it's cheap to make so there could be a whole slew of these types of games but there aren't.

Like I said in my last blog I fancy myself a smart guy but if someone can finish that game in less than 3 full days of sitting there (and without the HELP feature, guys), you are smarter than me.  On the other hand, like I ALSO said is that if you start playing these games a lot then an affinity for it will emerge and thus it will take less and less time for you to finish.

I have also been playing a lot of Destiny.  I am torn whether to change my name online, which everyone knows is me, or to keep it.  Since people have literally crashed TWO of my computers and can send all sorts of weird signals to my house to let me know they are watching me, I have no doubt that despite changing my name, people will still know it is me.

Ok, so today we want to talk about being born again and traps.  Jesus was known as the fisher of men.  It means that if you are sane you can trap the people that are NOT sane.  That's why policemen follow the advice of people who "point out" evil because this helps them trap them and they are totally justified in doing that.  You can't just ask someone to go commit the crime they are addicted to, but you CAN rest assured that he will do it again and this time you will catch them.

I fancy MYSELF a catcher of men.  Do you see that "men" in this context means someone insane?  A beast?  A catcher of men means someone that catches criminals.  Now if society is fair and just, normally this involves stopping(arresting) someone of their addiction until that particular addiction fades.  Jail should not involve pain and punishment, do you see?  It involves simply arresting your bad behavior so that you go back to performing normally.  This takes time but probably all behavior can be changed back to normal in very little time.

It's like Elmer Fudd and the wabbit.  Jesus is hunting wabbits and it's wabbit season.  In an ideal world Elmer doesn't need a shotgun though... just... putting that out there.

Now I have said this in a previous blog that people have styles and usually you move like the type of person you are on a chess board.  The oldest things are the best to study because they are the most refined so if you are young, study billiards, poker, and chess and you are good to go... oh and the Bible, almost forgot...

Games are basically just that a playtime where you figure out who is going to be left and who is going to lose.  One of the most valuable thing to learn in chess is which piece you are like.  ARe you a knight, who serves the king and moves in trap moves and is generally a supremely valuable piece to the endgame or are you a pawn or are you a Queen?  Seriously are you a QUEEN?  ... what?

The next most valuable thing to learn is that in the end you will be outnumbered and you will lose.  That's chess.  If you are fighting, you are losing or winning, still, a more valuable thing to notice is that if you are not one of the valuable pieces, if you are a pawn, you are a relatively happy person... simple moves, simple life... but it's also not that big a deal if they TAKE you.

Happy to help.

And now you know why God moves in mysterious ways right?  Are we learning yet?  (Hasta la vista baby! - Terminator) This spanish saying kinda means until next we meet but it LITERALLY means everything including your eyesight!  If you like double meanings it's a way of saying "we are all blind fools, baby!" "Can't fight the Man!" I'm not just saying stupid stuff right? I mean, you guys' lights are coming on yes?

Ok so way back there I was going to give you a little help but I want to point out a movie I watched recently called turn the river.  It's free on youtube and NO you don't get no topless so I will save you from that if you were wondering about Famke's role but it's still a really good movie, if you have spent a lot of time playing pool.  It's about this mother that has her child taken away by the mother of her husband who is too weak to stand up to her.  She makes a deal and because she was so young and her mother so powerful, she gave away her rights to the child and now she is thinking about how to get him back and that's the whole movie.  In the middle of the movie the mother talks about Jesus and how he catches men like fish.  Obviously, Jesus' intention is not to put them into prison and lead them to this holy place where people walk around with clean feet... his intention is to ENCHANT them back into sanity.

This is what Obama did, and this is what Trump needs to do is ENCHANT people back into reality.  People that are not optimistic are one definitely not enchanted right?  They are either blithely happy with their servants under their thumb or they ARE the servants.  That's what rich people are and most Republicans.  If you watch MSNBC enough you will swear that every Republican needs be THROWN out with the bathwater.  They TALK like it's perfectly normal to have servants and rich people and that social programs are definitely going to be abused and that people don't need food stamps.  It's quite ridiculous.

At the same time, people are getting rich off of medicare.  People are getting drugs and hospital beds and even their powered wheelchairs put on medicare and some businesses have no problem marking up the price to allow them a nice cut of the profit.  That's the reality.  Republicans are not wrong in some sense and even though the intention of giving EVERYONE access to medicine is great in theory, WHY would we expand a system that is not yet fixed.  If we haven't filtered out the trolls of medicare and medicaid, why do Obamacare?  That's why it needs to be rolled back.  We are making ONE set of people rich by making another set of people... go into debt.

It's really messed up.

Okay so sidetracked a bit, we were talking about chess and how I am a knight but not really because of that stuff that happened after college so I used to fancy myself a free knight, sort of like Parn and Deedlit and even though I am incredibly "sharp" and am also not as good a fighter as King Cashew, the nut.  You'll have to watch that WHOLE ANIME series now to get what I mean and how Parn finds out he can be better than King Cashew.  Even the dark knight is second best to King Cashew but unlike ridiculous God powers' anime at least it's obvious that King Cashew is quite fragile despite his amazing ability.

Ok I was talking about Turn the River.  and then... oh, so trapping people is a great way to filter out the trolls.  It works at first but your little speed trap can be countered and that is part of what I want to teach you today, is the final lesson.

You can catch people and enchant them and throw them back into the sea but there is something people can DO to the enchanters that fish can't do to fishermen and that is the lesson today.

You know about the catcher in the rye?  People say that this book is the last thing people read before going ape-shit and I have in my mind today because I am saying catcher so much.  In fact I just looked up rye and it literally means fields.  It means someone waiting in the fields, something about children.  I have never read the book just like I have never read the Bible all the way through.  Using the Bible is like using a +5 sword of singing... you'd better just put that shit down... or you are going to CUT a whole lot of people.  Same goes for the catcher in the rye I guess, but I have no desire to read it.

Another thing to note, what... you want the lesson already?  Another thing to note is that parable about the Pied Piper.  I know what a Piper is... it's a guy who plays a pipe thingy.  But what is a Pied Piper?  Did he get PIE on his face?  Is he complex and irrational?  Is he pious like I am ... when I am not browsing porn? ( just kidding guys, I gave up porn when I started going to church)

Do you know what an ese is?  Another movie I watched yesterday... you want the lesson?... was called Greencard Warriors.  I expected it to be about Mexicans getting their greencard after serving.  It really came quite short of that and even though it was entertainment to see an incredibly down and out family try to make it here in a place without hope because they were illegal, COULD have shown some booty, of course then it couldn't be on YouTube and I wouldn't have seen it so maybe not.  I said it was entertainment but it really wasn't.  It was incredibly sad and I know from experience that being poor is just an experience, you can't learn it or teach it to people.  One thing the movie got right was,  when you are down on your luck, you expect things to get better but... the world doesn't work that way.

Oh ok, so the lesson.  The final lesson here is to show you how the world works.  Totally worth reading right?  ARe you okay with how much I am charging you?  It costed me a WHOLE LOT of my life to learn these lessons and I am giving it to you all for free but you will all owe me, unless you stop reading ... ok so you didn't stop reading so here goes the lesson.

You got these here people that work in gangs.  Why do they work in gangs because you got this here set of laws and this trust and we use that to create a beautiful thing... a belief... a fire.  There is an episode in berserk called the bonfire of the vanities and this is what people do to create country.  The woods are dark but there is food there so we will chop it up and have our families and build our houses while sitting around this "bonfire", this belief that we will not hurt each other.  This is a good time to discuss where we will dump all of POOP that comes after we eat and if we want to do a good job we should think about that when we decide to drive cars or when we decide to turn on nuclear reactors is WHERE we gonna put all of that POOP(aka. doody see Sarah, you're never far from my mind and neither is your bathwater and your... hmm) So minor lesson here is to do you duty regarding your doody.  Where we gonna do our duty?

Ok next part of the lesson is to catch people that will invariable not be able to resist coming on to Sarah.  It's gonna happen.  I predict it and my predictions never fail because I am like a prophet or something but in all actuality the truth is I have just had a LOT more time to think about things than most people but not more time than drug-dealers... and that should scare you because whatever I am thinking about doing they can actually do itand have lots of time adn money to do it, so that's why I try NOT to blurt out poison recipes or nuclear codes and whatnot.  Somebody is out there imaging Prince George's DNA for a doppleganger, I just know it, so is it better to know and be afraid or not to know?  Rachel says... you got it... it's ALWAYS better to know.  It's not better to be afraid though, fear is a sign of weakness.  Weakness is a sign that you can be caught.  I don't inspire fear.  It's not my intention.  I try hard to avoid showing fear so much that it comes across as anger but anger doesn't or shouldn't inspire fear, not among intellectuals.  I have said this before that intellectuals work on the theory of stacks.  They are this smart becaue of ALL of these stacks of things that they assumed to be true.  This bc that bc the other bc the other, that's a smart person is one that can put all those things in order at the same time.  This is like chess, right?  If he does this, then I will do that so assuming he does this and then I do that I will plan... and it goes on and on.  One day you run into someone UN-educated and first thing you will notice is how quickly they are willing to lie and to "play" with you.  That's a LACK of stacks going on there.  They are going to attack you first no matter what because that's the only way they can win is to fake you out.  Educated people assume no one lies, un-educated people will lie to you but they are "just playing" and some of them will just pretend to not even speak English yes?  Ok, you are learning.

All right.  I was gonna end it there but you still want your lesson right?  Well, it goes like this.  If you are catching people left and right and throwing them back in after they get enchanted with the idea of having a country and an understanding and safety, people from another country, let's say Mexico or South America or Russia that wants to keep that flow of money flowing back to their country of chaos and bonfires instead of this country of steel and factories and internet, they might find a way AROUND your traps.  And what the best way around ... people?  You got it, the best way around is through.  The massses are going to outnumber you.  They are going to hit and run and send duplicate accounts and pick at the gatekeepers until they fall and once they are through the door those same masses will not hit and run anymore, they will just steam in and take the castle apart... and then take it back to THEIR bonfires... or beliefs.

It's just molecules, see?

And what must we do?  First, like most generals would say we identify the threat, Mexicans physically... Muslims spiritually... Russians media-ah-crity(is that a word? Rachel?  where's my Rachel, I predict we are gonna need her) Russians' media and internet threat.  Next step, build a wall.  It's not hard.  We can't attack them because we are sane even though we SHOULD, so we must build a wall and this wall must beat back EACH of these threats.  You can't scream bloody murder and expect people to fall down, if you've got enemies you need to know WHO they are and then you've got to stop them from coming through.

Now I don't mind Russian media.  I don't mind Muslims thinking Mohammad is a wonderful name.  I don't mind Mexicans loving their freedom that allows them to travel and not realize that most things that they needs are right there in that HUGE space of land that is already called the United States for some reason(prediction?) I don't mind that at all.

In the Bible, we are told many times about Ishmael and Isaac.  Even in anime where the Fist of the North Star and the Hand of Southern Cross must never fight.  Even in Star Wars, always TWO Sith.  You see there is an otherworldly need in this world to keep things even that's why I am a Druid in my head because I KNOW that it must end in 50/50.  Even if we take over the world we must NOT take over half and honestly we couldn't even if we wanted to.  I mean how did the Romans fall?  Why would people rather live out in the wild rather than live in the city?  Well, because the city becomes corrupt.  Wild people infect other wild people and I have said this before in a moment of weakness, order breaks apart.

If all of you could understand what I am saying there is hope for making everyone happy in the world with just this much to do, just this much to eat and just this much video games but I know even THEN someone would want more.  Even in the movie, The Village, Bryce Dallas is TOO FREAKING GOOD-LOOKING mangk!  Can't do that to a man, mangk!

So your final lesson is this, we have to outnumber the outnumberers.  That's the goal.  Millions of Masters of Master of Orion can't be wrong.  Population is everything.  We have to populate the police, populate the internet and populate the media (also populate the doctors, did I mention my dad died) because only if we out number the bad people(hordes) will the good people be in control and even then, just like in each of us, there will be an infernal need to "be free" of rules and we will need to wash that off at centers of washing like CNN or the hopefully the President's speech or even at a protest where the police actually let their chaplain speak over what the mission of the city is.  Always there is a "be free" voices in us and what must be FORCED to rule your psyche is to OUTNUMBER those voices, to ENCHANT those voices.

One of the ways to do that is to sing good songs.  It takes a LOT of effort to sing well, trust me on this.  There is no beast that can sing.  You can't be free, and sing... unless you were trapped.  hMm, see Now I can'T tell if I sHould... ssing. 

PS. btw, en ese is a flat way of saying el.  El is bueno is a way of saying he is good, but with respect. if you say ese es bueno, it's like saying he is good but now you are saying it with disrespect.  so when Mexicans call you an "ese" they are calling you an alien, funny yes?  They call YOU an alien! Aslo ese is how you pronounce the letter S in spanish, so now you know know what the S stands for in Superman, he's an ese... aka he's a white Mexican... what?  why's he white?  Iunno... cuz everyone knows Superman's white! 

Now I leave you to struggle with whether an es-eh can be a good person.