Sticky Universe

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So today I am sitting there wondering what the purpose of life was and it occurred to me that many many perhaps thousands of people would like to know what my purpose of life is and if maybe this is why they are on this Earth with me.


For this exercise, consider yourself a two-year old and pretend that your parents are not giving you the right answers to things or maybe they answer that why the sky is blue is because of money or because the Republicans said so or because God likes it that way he said so in the Bible.


But I am about to answer all of those pesky 2-year old questions for you that your parents didn't give you the answer to when you asked Why?


Why is the sky blue? To get laid.


Why do I have a mother and a father? To get laid.


Why do I have friends? To get laid.


Why do I need a job if you are taking care of me? To get laid.


Why do I need to tell the truth when lying is so easy? To get laid.


Why do people have cars? To get laid.


Why do we have a dog? To get laid.


Why are their taxes? To get laid.


Why are some people richer than others? To get laid.


There. Now you people that don't like me can simply jump ahead of the part where you don't trust me and want to know who I am working for and why I do what I do and what my agenda is. For the record, the reason I am on this planet, and I often wonder what planet this is, is to get laid.


Thought you knew...


Well, that was much easier than giving you my theory of the reason behind the existence of the universe so here it goes.


We live in a Sticky Universe.


Imagine sticking your hand in a jar of molasses. When you pull your hand out a bunch of it is stuck to your hand, true but the rest of what happens in that jar is my theory behind how the universe must exist. It must allow for gravity. The little bubbles in the jar move to allow for your insertion but they don't explode or pop, they merely move out of the way unless they are touched by your hand.


With that image in your head now you know how most everything happens. Everything near the impact gets stuck to the "invisible hand" of profit and everything else moves away to avoid it.


That probably says a lot about what happened with the bailout of the banks. The people finding out too late that this huge crash was gonna happen, "got stuck" to the people causing the impact ever so slowly.


It's my theory that black holes are just stars that we can't see. That masses out there are so extreme that we as bits of dust are not capable of putting the minutia quotient into our heads. It's easy for us to imagine a billion billion miles if someone says well would take a long time to walk, but to imagine tiny is incomprehensible, and yet black holes are supposed to be these amazing masses of slight objects that frankly just boggles the mind.


Suffice it to say that we are just not meant to understand those things.


Most color surrounds the color green. Since time immemorial we have known that green means go, that grass is always greener means it's better, that green is good and red means bad but you wonder how those things can be so commonplace and be so misunderstood sometimes.


If you look at natural things, and I love to look at natural things and draw truths from them, most good things are green but not exactly edible. Fruit is green until it is ripe. Trees are green until autumn when their leaves turn yellow or red.


Color symbolizes an energy, not only in stars but in every natural thing we see. Naturally when people see red it means their angry but it also means that they are hungry. This can entail many things like seeing your skin change colors or seeing sores or wounds as serious. Blood is a sure sign of weakness and in contrast to regular skin color you can tell someone is in trouble by this.


So if you remember your colors from ROYGBIV, you know that to go from green to yellow to orange to red, you are losing energy, but that makes this energy more useful to us, to vampires! hahaha I'm just joking I am not a vampire but this is still a valid thing to pursue. We are meant to use things, that we can see, that have this color range. It's why we can see it.


When it comes to wavelengths, those closer to the red become longer and longer which means they have less energy but eventually they have so little energy that we stop being able to see them. These are the infra-red wavelengths. We can use special glasses to see them but why would you want to? Well that's for another article maybe.


In contrast, to go up the spectrum you would go from green to blue to indigo to violet. These are the colors of the sky and water and many other natural things that we best avoid. As things become more blue, they become higher in intrinsic energy or more radiated.


Radiation causes cancer. This is a warning sign to most animals that if they have white or blue or violet colors on their skin, that they are poisonous. Poison is radiation. Ions are radiation. Regular stuff like water is stable until you microwave it and then it starts to evaporate.


Wavelengths that have high energy, higher than we can see, are called ultra violet rays. Even higher wavelengths are called microwaves. This is because their wave's length, the distance from peak to peak, is microscopic. Even higher energy waves are gamma rays. Now these can only exist outside the earth if I'm not mistaken but stupid Dr. Banner had to go try and see what happens if he shakes things up a bit and creates gamma rays here... and then exposes himself to it... is it any wonder he feels so at the same time stupid but smart but stupid again, so often.


Anyways so this high energy color, not to lose myself from my topic is where cancer comes from. Expose your skin to that level of energy and you don't become the hulk but you do turn green at some point eventually...


We are blind to this energy so if we don't use a sensor to detect it, we could be talking away on a cellphone or even looking at a CRT for 8 hours a day for 18 years or we could be living next to a dump site and never know where we got the cancer because we aren't supposed to know it is there.


Most things that can kill us are created by us, like cancer.


Such is the futillity of trying to understand black holes. Imagine someone creates one here on earth one day, good idea? Imagine someone figures out how to clone babies and milk their little brains of food for old people's too used up brains, good idea? Imagine traveling without moving, good idea? I can imagine a Great Many tThings but that doesn't mean I should.


I once had my philosophy professor at JU blow my mind with the thought of free information and why we should censor it. I thought he was completely off his rocker, CENSOR information? We live in a FREE society... free of prejudice, free of tyranny, God save the US forever!


Then he said what if someone figures out how to create a disease that could destroy the world? What if it failed but someone can follow his work and find that information in the library? What about information about bombs and guns? Suddenly your disgust gets turned off and it doesn't come back again. Surely evil designs must be stopped but who will be this gatekeeper?


Who can be trusted?


The only reason to do all of this stuff is for war and yes we need a reason for living like cracking heads and boning your boss's wife but what we really need is to stop people from dying and to organize our world into a safer place that takes people's lives into a place of unity and not a place of violence.


That's a sad fact when you realize that people are more worried about global warming than population control. More concerned about money than ideals. More concerned about their jobs and their stocks than if their corporation is good for America.


For every job out there, there is one less criminal. And by that I don't mean someone violent because violent criminals really do deserve some stun gun time, but I mean people that will be relying on welfare. Jail is welfare and welfare is what we do to people that we don't have jobs for. It's not a bad word. Jail shouldn't be bad. Bars should not be bad. 

Maybe there ought to be bars in jail.  Sure would pass the time faster.  I mean you are watching them 24/7 anyways, you sure can put the time in to see how much they have drank.  It's not like there's a danger of overdosing from booze.  And booze is not expensive.

Can anyone out there sing the preamble to the constitution? I can and every legislator should. In fact you should ask them to sing it if you want a reassurance that they know what our purpose as a country is, and it's not to get laid.


By the way, people should be all straight and forward when it comes to sex I think but after you are comfortable with your partner for a long time, let's face it, you are going to be curious about other people and though some people are high horse about forbidden this and never go there, I am of the mind that if you both wanna try stuff then do it, then don't like it, then don't do it again after you lose your taste for it. Don't become all judgmental like you floozy and you dog and what a crappy marriage they have and stuff. If there were nothing else left interesting in the world, it would be time to go.


You ever notice how god and dog are backwards. That's because since time immemorial(I love that word), there have been masters and slaves. Which is funny because having a cat is more like being a democrat, because cat's do what you say only if it suits them which makes them more equal to you in your house, but to have a dog is more republican because a dog knows his place. And this is gonna sound completely sacrilegious especially since I have a cat now, after my dog died but...


I prefer dogs.


And thank you Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow for not being the puppet of the democratic party. Great show this week btw, but I've only seen it 5 times.