EXtreme politics

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To understand where we want to go we have to look at absolutes. People all want to be a one but rather have a world that is a zero at the same time. It's called comfort level.

Extreme views show us what we all are thinking deep in the back of our minds so today I thought I would share some things.

An extreme Democrat would shut itself off from the world. It would pass money out to everybody and pretty soon there would be no crime.

In Citibank, people would get angry and protest about having their lunch taken from the fridge in the breakroom. Thieves! they would say. But after working there for 18 years to me it had become commonplace. It was always when new people would be hired that snacks would be taken, but little by little, because we were paid so much, as people were able to afford reliable transportation, as they moved into the apartment in a gated community, as they felt safer from theft, the snacks ceased to disappear. People would eventually leave their Dorito bags out on their desks and bring in pictures and treasures to store there, knowing, TRUSTING that noone needed them. And it was true, they would look at me with puzzled looks as if to say OH, you are prejudiced against poor people, but then they would realize the truth was there for all to see. People just love to make me out as the bad guy just because I speak out.

So it would be in the country. With more money for the poor, with more programs and public works, with more playgrounds and public movie theaters and parks, with more public health care and money for approved drugs, there is less crime. Do you really think people would sneak marijuana here and there and grow it and watch out for others so much if they could just walk into a place and buy a PROZAC instead? But people don't know what PROZAC is. Truth is legal drugs, like drinking and pills, is probably counterproductive to the illegal drug trade.

An extreme Democrat would chop off 50% of people's money, fix Social Security in a year, provide public housing at half rates and manage it through public elections and buy the buildings with public money. People would ride buses everywhere and all the police force woudl instead be bus drivers merely phoning in their concerns to drone planes or a dispatcher. People would get arrested at their homes with photos as proof and would spend maybe a week in jail for serious crimes and thefts that were really just more an impulse to do something wrong, rather than a need to steal. As a people, we woudl become avid voters with elections once every 6 months and max term limits of 1 because how hard can running things be if you got hundreds of thousands of people out there. Credit bureaus woudl be public as well as criminal records and information would be everywhere with nary a secret kept. Privacy would be a thing of the past because only rich people need secrets. If God is watching then how can having people watch you be any worse? Cameras would catch you doing everything from jacking off in the restroom to taking extra sweet and sour packets and things you say in your car are recorded and studied should you become a threat or even talk about running a red light. Society woudl be safer and guns would become unnecessary as most of what you would want... women, drugs, food, water, and even entertainment would be provided by the work you put in. Noone would be likely to even swear because the demerits you receive would cost you the time involved in signing off on the accusation and the information would be made public for all to see.

It's kind of amazing that someone would care enough to have all of this happen but it would happen logically as people started to care more about the country and each other and less about the outside world.

Now, let's talk about extreme Republicans. I can see how you probably are already fed up with Democrats but hold on as I make what being an extreme Republican would mean. And it's not so bad.

First, everyone would have a gun. Murder would be just an argument away from being legal and over with. Police would be there more to tell people who won the fight than to protect and serve. In fact, police would be the best way of becoming someone valuable to the best gang. Yeah cuz gangs would and the best gang woudl get the most payoff. People would walk around swearing and spitting and if you didn't like it, it's time to load up your bullets. Privacy would be everywhere. People would mind their own business and they better! There would be no taxes but there would be frequent visits from who knows but you. You would have no bills but you also wouldn't have any credit. Bankers and farmers and educators would all belong to the biggest gang and would get attacked often cuz that's what you do to those wishy washy types that don't get it.

Our military would be attacking Mexico, and why not they are sitting there not protecting their own borders and they know we are pissed about it and they do nothing. Anyone born black, blue, or japanese would become part of their own gang and voting would be accomplished in battles and the strongest would win, which would be like voting but without all the pesky re-counts that occur in elections. Your children would be like 1 or 2 cuz the weak ones would just bring shame to the family and there is always 1 or 2 of them like that in every familty. Unfortunate accidents would be everywhere and cancer would have like a single heading in the dictionary. Doctors would be militant and expert as would their expertise in poison and destruction. Doctors would probably be more idiotic though cuz how did they make it through school studying and not pissing someone off?

Yelling in public woudl be like a sure sign that some REAL entertainment was underway and most actors and actresses would be ugly as fuck cuz good-looking people would just get stoned or kidnapped for god knows what.

Trees, oceans, education, and even the air would be polluted and in danger of corruption. But we wouldn't need to worry about that cuz Mexico has trees. Plenty of em. And their water is not so dirty.

Your mother and father would be gang leaders and people would walk around happy as a kite in spring to brag and boast about the many people they killed and noone would need TV since stories and good times are just a human sacrifice away from a party. Noone would do drugs since being out of your mind was a surefire way to get into an argument that you would not be surviving. In fact weakness of any kind would be something to be weeded out of the main battle group. Women would give up sex like it was yesterdays Sunday paper and might even use that to wipe your ass with if you let em. There would be no diseases cuz sick people would just die unexpectedly for who knows what, and btw maybe he shouldn't have said those things about the doctor.

Pets would be a sure fire way to show people you got a chip on your shoulder so there would be like one or two pets at the top but usually not for long. Secrets and magic would be everywhere. Whole days woudl change. Suddenly it would be Sunday and then it woudl be Wednesday. Tomorrow would be New Year's and then comes Christmas. Religion would be there for the kids who like to read about what happens to stupid guys who challenge the people in charge, including Jesus and Ramses and Cain and Abel to name a few. WAY over there you would hear about a new gang having a lot of babies and suddenly you might get a little feeling of society like they might have an interesting leader or they might have some nice women for a change, and then your need to eradicate them woudl take over and your buddies would be next to you saying what are you doing? THINKING about it?

Lazy people would get pushed around and somewhere there would might be a fat chick strapped to a cross having food fed to her before her performance at the sacrifice. Everyone woudl be in good shape. All sex would be doggy style and there would be no marriage. Gay people would get kicked out or maybe just told quietly to leave, hah! no im just joking, they would get strapped up next to the fat chick, probably like while they were in high school.

Wait school? There would be no school, unless you call learning how to make bullets school. Infiltration would be commonplace. People woudl bullshit you all day long and you wouldn't have friends just people that would fight on your side. If you ever said I love you, to anyone, people would talk and soon you would be like hah I was just bullshitting you, Ma.

Mothers would have like no protection and churn out a kid once a year. Children would have no fathers but would have many father figures. Heroes woudl be everywhere. You could actually look up to people as a Republican and it woudl not be bullshit. The person in charge would not have to lie to get there cuz everyone would know who was dead and that would be all that mattered. Honor would be like something there used to be and the only good person was a dead person. Anger would be constant and to be suddenly without anger would be to be alone.

So somewhere between these two is where you fit in. Some of these things exist now, some not so much. It's important, especially if you are young to get this cuz there is no training on politics in school and mostly all of you 20 or below or even 30 have no idea what the rest of us are saying or doing unless the people you trust are telling you.

I don't care either way, I would dare say that people that do stuff cuz they CAN CAN CAN are Republican and people that do stuff for the sake of happiness and comfort are Democrat.

For my part, I used to be quite the Republican in my 20s, heh, well maybe it's not that funny. In fact I would dare say (again a dare what am I doing? no don't kill me) most young people are Republican, and most of those people need to be stopped.