Akin's rape problem

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I was just watching Bill Maher again and it occurred to me as they mentioned that Romney has 0% of the black vote, that they may not WANT the black vote.

Also I feel it worth mentioning that the guy that mentioned that women could not get pregnant that were raped, may have a point. You know it's easy to say "wait a minute that's offensive" and "throw him out" when you can get a whole bunch of people together to agree with you but think for a moment and wonder and TRY to understand what he meant if you can.

Obviously if you are an expert on rape you ain't gonna say nothing so that leaves everyone else free to decide just how stupid the congressman (Akin I think) was in saying that rape cannot cause pregnancy.

Before I explain what he might have meant and how he could be right, which me being a guy there is NO WAY I know anything about women and their orgasms, let me give you examples of other times when people hauled off on someone for speaking too candidly.

Once in sex education in 10th grade, my teacher was talking about the penis and blah blah this and blah blah that which btw never actually SHOWED a naked woman, just a lot of diagrams which for little kids like me, left me still wondering what a vagina looked like despite all that crap we had to study. Hmmf, sidetracked, so anyway she mentions that men can't pee with an erection. Yeah, I didnt mention it right away but how stupid would that look if we just started calling her a liar. She caught on later as I'm sure someone must have had the same concern. I wonder if women can pee if they are excited, I mean does it get like super juicy there or does peeing go every which way when she's excited?

Another time that I saw this happen that people hauled off on a person was here in Jacksonville. A judge told a reporter "off the record" that most of the people that went through his court were black. Since he was later quoted and since he was a judge, the insinuation was that he was prejudiced. Now I realize that a judge needs to keep his opinions in check to the public, but what the hell does his personal opinion have to do with his ability to decide cases. If he was elected by 10s of thousands of people after years of doing case work as a lawyer or some such, don't you think he knows how to judge cases? His name was Judge Santora. I remember being beside myself when it happened because that just one more example of how one shitbird journalist used his job and influence to betray and get ahead. Noone remembers his name and you can bet he is some big shot somewhere serving as an example of how to get ahead to his crew of whatever shitbirds that probably follow him now that he's older.

And that's what has happened with this Akin guy. Noone stops to think that maybe some guy set him up for this and that maybe the (cough cough) opposing party's candidate might have unknowingly sent a reporter to ask him about this little known fact-a-jack that every person on the opposing party's office knew about. Whenever there is some flop on the candidate's part, you know there is some mastermind out there trolling the bad news on him. It's what they do to actors and government employess in Britain and since they are more sophisticated there and they have no problem with it, you can expect this to become the norm here if this country turns out to have as many freedoms and controls as they do.

So ok, let's talk about sex and conception. If you watch a lot of porn, you can learn by watching closely that the girls that are actually excited have a sort of suction going on, whereas the other ones don't. So this lends you to believe that if a girl is raped, this suction doesn't happen. Moreover, I have noticed, especially when doing it doggy style, that there is a supreme amount of suction that occurs during orgasm.

I wonder why?

Well if you are going to take a guess, it could be that this suction helps conception. And there you have it. If a girl is being raped, suction doesn't occur so she can't get pregnant. Yah, I know, I'm just a guy so what do I know but those are the facts, now if the guy has a super-blowhard nuclear prostate that's been locked up for a month or a 12-inch Boston-Philadelphia-Nonstop pecker that leaves the guess work out, then yeah maybe he doesn't need the suction, but for the most part my guess is you need the orgasm from her almost as much as from him. Why? Math is why, because to have only one orgasm be necessary just doesn't add up.

Aw, you know what, I just realized that I just ruined it for you women out there that try to fake your orgasms. Well, at least you men out there can stop being fags now and go back to knowing what a woman wants. You know, it's hard to know what a women want when they lie.

Hey you know if you wanna be fags then at least you gotta know where the word faggot comes from. A faggot is a tree limb that bends funny. So the name lends itself to men because gay men they stand funny, like when they put their fingers on their backs and face their thumbs towards you, that looks like a faggot, I mean a real one, so people started calling men who stood like that faggots.

Well if I'm wrong then whatever. Just don't think I condescend or am against people or somethin cuz I try not to be. Although I do try to be a critical thinker which lands me on people's bad side sometimes.

Now for the G-rated portion of my post, oh wait, that was G-rated.  It may not seem like it now but our government is becoming more attuned to the rich and believe it or not, despite our good intentions and the let's all get together and vote this time credo, the Republicans are going to be the rich white man's party, and the Democrats, even if they get elected, are going to be the everyman's party that still DOES what the rich people want.  Now don't get behind me and think yeah Hohito is gonna lead us!  Nope, cuz you can't keep a good man down, but you really can't keep a whole lot of bad men down neither and if it's a contest well, gravity wins, if it works.