Smelting

BLM:90 WHM:90 SMN:90 THF:90 WAR:90 DRK:90 RNG:90 PLD:90

You know, when you are being told to chew your food you wonder if that is because your parents want the chunks to be smaller so that digestion goes easier but is that the case?

Cracking food chunks allows for microscopic particles to come off of the food and THOSE are the chunks that are used up and taken to be used in the various parts of the human body by our blood, not the bigger chunks. And you would think that our digestion would dissolve most of the food we eat but in reality all it does is carry the already bitten parts that are useful to the place they need to go. So you should chew chew chew and remember that all that stuff that is not chewed, even though you swallowed it, is not going to help digestion or your energy level go up any further. More importantly, it's the freshly chewed food that has the most energy so soup lovers need to still make some stuff that you can chew with your teeth or at least choose the freshly ground up meal like crackers and chili or grated cheese and pepper on spaghetti. This is why coffee that is freshly ground is so much stronger yeah?

The chunks that come out the other end are an indicator of your energy level. Hard balls of paintball ammo(hah!) indicate a supreme level of metabolism. If you imagine what happened in your stomach you would think of a smelter that shaves off the edgy parts of a piece of ore. These pieces would be dark and used up. If your feces are light colored, that indicates less digestion. Soft remains are also an indicator that you are not digesting enough. If you drink liquor you often get this not just because alcohol dulls the process but because it is a diuretic, which means it itself absorbs water. Double wammy if you wake up the next day and drink some coffee.

You ever wonder how you get a headache? Well it's because of a lack of water. Just drink a full glass of water, and then another. Poof. I just saved you a lifetime of headache, and here you wondered what good I was. It's surprising how often we drink coffee all day long and then you wonder why you feel so weird. Drugs is why. Caffeine is a hormone. Hormone equals bad. Hormones are what our endocrine system uses to tell our bodies what is needs. Sounds complex but mostly all it does is regulate pain. Big whoop. So take some steriods and wow I can keep going and going. Take some caffeine and wow I can keep going and going. Take some birth control and wow I can keep going and going. Yeah, it's drugs.

If you wonder later why you got cancer or an ovoid or something, remember all those times you said "Wow, it's free! "

Any time you get an infection, your first impulse will be to cover up the pain. Take an aspirin. Get some alcohol. Oxycotin. But your body needs my pain, like Captain Kirk says. You want to have someone out there telling you to face your demons and gain strength from the sharing, bah! What follows is you get your ship taken over, GOOD JOB! And now first thing we do with your ship, that isn't mine but thank you very much for sharing, is we are gonna take it through the great barrier and find Eden. YEAH! (Star Trek V)

Or on the other hand you can suffer. Because suffering is what heals. Pain tells your cells to work. It's only after days of pain that you finally can overcome infection. Now what happens to same guy that covered it up and took pain pills? Infection spread didn't it? Who's stupid now you or the infection? More pills?

So getting back to taking a dump, no not like Romney, when you take a dump your parts should be fluid. Most of what is down there is dry by nature so using a little lubrication always gets a mother's vote. Baby oil.

Yes even when you thought there was no way that fart was yours, come to find out that most people don't wipe their bums very well. Now imagine a big huge shutter camera. It's called an aperture but it looks like a huge hurricane, that when you pull on the ends, pulls it tight. Well everything on this side should be clean. That means using water and paper to clean it. It doesn't hurt if you dig in deep and open it and then let it close because only then will it be clean.

You wonder why this is important well, having crabs shows you why this is important, because when you shave off all of your hairs, the only ones left will be the ones near your bum and then if you don't clean well, miraculously the rest of your crabs problem gravitates to your bum area.

Scary thought right? What if they got inside? Could they live there? Probably. But think about this, what if you were a woman with crabs? Sounds gross but a lot of people have crabs. I got it once, cured it by soaking for hours for months and shaving just as a habit, then got it again from someone else and now they just come and go but at least I have hope that they kill off any other critters that might land there. Gotta keep it shaven though or it's a regular madhouse down there.

Sexy huh? You should see what go on INSIDE my bum!

Ok, enough about smelting, just remember this is one of the most important processes your body does so manage it, clean it, make it efficient as much as you need to.

It's my firm believe that there are two types of medicine. White magic and Black magic. White magic involves identifying the problem, a maze I guess, and then finding your way back to the start so you can go around. If you have liver problems, maybe it's time to stop drinking, hah! But for the most part just expect that if you have been damaging you liver for 10 years, that it should take 10 years to fully recover it.

Black magic involves getting a new liver. Poof. Hocuuuuus Pocuuuuuus.... and then Bugs Bunny says Abracadabra. Yeah if you want the quick fix just bust open that Rubik's Cube and you don't have to figure out the maze. Just don't expect your body to look like new afterwards. In fact using your cube might be less fun after you realize you can just crack it open. In fact, what's funny, is that it's easier you crack it after you have cracked it the first time. -.0

Orz, so finally what is a prime number. a number divisible by itself and one. Hydrogen let's call it. So you want to be able to divide stuff by more than just one because you get more than one piece after wards. This lends to smelting because if you have some nice hydrochloric acid in your stomach, you can dissolve just about anything. Now imagine though that it's not useful to do this.

Surface area.

Imagine a cube. Four sides. Lick it all over and you got a nice bit of sugar from that cube. Now crack it in half and lick it. MORE SUGAR. That's because there is more surface area. Yeah well that's nice isn't a big deal. Most of what we swallow is just simple numbers. A 349 piece, a 12 piece, there goes a 1200 piece. If you did a good job of chewing pretty much everything can be divided up and be used in digestion.

But that is the theory, what if it can't. What if you crack the cube and it is a 47 cube. OUCH! Cracking a cube produces energy and as such something that is NOT prime doesn't produce as much energy.

Crack let's say 10500. 10 x 10 x 10 x 10 plus 5 x 10 x 10. In calculus we used this method to break down large numbers to ones we could use and then take a factor out.

Now let's break it down like we would in digestion.

2x5 x 2x5 x 2x5 x 2x5 plus 5 x 2x5 x 2x5. This breaks down to 16 x 625 plus 125 x 4. Easy right? Huh?

Clumps remember clumps, I'm not trying to fill your mind with clumps. (insert evil laugh)

Now if we cracked this 10500 we get the clumps possibly like we got above, one big clump, a not so big clump and two rather small clumps.

Now what if the number were prime. Instead of getting 4 big clumps and 4 minor reactions, we get a HUGE reaction.

This is why elements are so related to numbers. If the elements are prime, then the reaction caused by cracking them creates a HUGE explosion of energy.

This is because they are indivisible exeept by themselves and the one.