I have my favorites

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I have my favorites. So I am gonna tell you who they are. I like SECupp. She is like a new-age Gillian Anderson. They should name the building she works in as "SECupp works here." I am beguiled sometimes. I follow her twitter and offer my few renditions of what I call logic. I read her articles, probably edited by some major IQ types all following her around like chicks to a hen, and never once do I imagine her breasts or her butt or even her hands. I love to imagine a woman's hands, but nope not her. For her it's all in her face. Every new still picture of her is like gazing into a winter-morning pond that has it's icy layer steam away the more you look at it.

I get chills.

Yet if there were a girl more good-looking I guess I wouldn't look at her so much. Truth is, I like Erin Burnett about as much as I like her and honestly I am just a sucker for a lovely set of blue eyes. In fact, thank GOD for Erin Burnett because otherwise I would feel weird about liking SECupp so much and why.

I mean why ask why.

I guy was ranting over and over at Ann Coulter and saying how all of her work was just for the sake of drama. Every time someone loses their mind, she makes money so she must WANT people to lose their minds so that she can make more money. So untrue, but even if it is, isn't there a whole lot of effort going on there? Why ask why?

Ok so I am getting off-topic. My point is that following SECupp is like following Aphrodite. You HOPE she knows what she's doing, but you don't really care. You HOPE that she has some major brainer types nearby but if not, it still might be ok.

I different style of that is Sarah Silverman. She IS the major brainer type. It's nice that she's pretty and I'd like to see MORE of her sure. In her case I do imagine her boobs maybe or think about what her butt might look like from behind (cringe) maybe, but mostly I like the way she thinks. I follow her because she seems like a female version of me. Critically analyzing things and grossing you out instantly if you creep her out at all.(Does she really play the piano?)

PORN! DOODY!! HUMANITY!!!

Still another version is Ann Coulter. Unlike the complete inanity of following SECupp around or the imperilled comfiness of being near Sarah Silverman, following Ann Coulter would be closer to feeling empowered as a man. Now is the best time to check your balance though because unlike most chicks, you had better pull your own weight intellectually as well as financially. A conversation that turns to politics is sure to be one that makes you feel like you are sitting next to a GIANT And because she is slightly older than the others I imagine all Mama's Boys have NO PROBLEM getting their heads patted down by the GREAT Ann.

And lastly, sorry Alex I like u too but meh, lastly there is Rachel. I don't have to say her last name because there is only one Rachel. I can't tell if she is better than Ann because honestly, Ann is good at justifying the spirit of the Republicans in a way that doesn't make them ALL seem like the self-serving, five-broke people equals one of me, needy people suck, cannibals that would otherwise make you wonder where your chains are hidden. On the other hand, there is SO MUCH MATERIAL that Rachel dealing with it on a daily basis, making it funny, LIVING the life of a witchhunter, puts her on top of Ann. I could build a shrine to Rachel and people would come. I could random play a show of hers and no matter which one it was... people would be spellbound 5 minutes in.

Rachel Maddow is the best.

ps. Merry Christmas