You can sit by me!

BLM:75 WHM:75 SMN:47 THF:75 WAR:62 RNG:44

This is me and that Ancient Quadav is the dealership that is working on my car tomorrow. [Insert evil laugh here]. Normally I wouldn't fret too much but I am now gonna be in the hands of the customer service manager and if he screws up my car I just don't know who to go to next. The nearest dealership is near Orlando which is about 2 hours away but I hope it doesn't come to that. I have a history of stepping on people's toes but that's normal for me since I need room to breathe but in this case room to breathe may end up in a lawsuit against the dealership, that is, if I knew what the hell I could blame them for except not doing their job which is to maybe fix my car... if they really want to...
This time next year I seriously need to learn to change my own oil. Owning a car shouldn't mean a visit to the mafia for their protection money. The worse part is I don't even know how to act. If I am super nice it comes across fake, and if I am my normal self, which right now to them I would be mean, I am a smart-ass. Even if I don't talk I feel like I am ignoring them and then that must be why they are pissed off.
Well, guys wish me luck.
In other news, screw Feint. Feint is for magpies. Have a nice day. Hello maxed ICE ability, woot! I was saving my merits for Feint but getting THF/WAR invited to Dynamis when the leader is THF/NIN is like asking your momma if daddy could cook this time. So, so much for my THF and maxing out his ability for Dynamis, BLM's Ice ability is going to get much more use and in fact when I get some more merits, I'm gonna max out Freeze II next. One of my old online pals just came back and he was pting with me and this other guy last night. We had a pretty good time of it in Caederva Mire. We were going at chain#17 or so and we really could have just kept on going. We has like the whole eastern half of the main area to ourselves and boy did we blow through some mobs. It was easy pickins and low exp per mob but we still managed 25k or so exp before we were done. I was using my WHM and we had WHM RDM NIN MNK MNK SAM.
Earlier that day I had been trying to get AM 44 out of the way but that is a very tough fight. AM 42 was rather difficult and we did that first thing and I was very surprised by the Supertank strategy used for that fight. I had tried that once before but the PLD must not have listened to me and he up and Flashed the mob and whole alliance went to hell inside of 3minutes. That was the last time I try to get an alliance for somethin. Still, after beating AM42 we were lucky enough to get several tries at AM44 Nashmeira's Plea. This fight involves Raubhan. He is a BLU that will remember what you hit him with and will reraise twice. If you hit him with overall melee damage during the first two fights, he will be IMMUNE to melee damage on the third fight. We died several times. We just coudn't stun his Eyes on Me move enough times. When he did his Azure Lore 2hr, Eyes on Me was deadly. I could point fingers but I will just say we had a tough time. I was BLM in that one.
Later, I hear someone doing the Bahamut fight and I join up and sure enough we get the full alliance out there. This fight is so ominous that we decided before hand to do a dry run. When you click the green displacement area, you get thrown right into the fight and you get 45 min to win so the leader didn't get her chance to go over the battle plan. I suggest a dry run where noone uses their 2hrs so as to save them for the real attempt ahead and we all go in. Well as it turns out, we were doing great damage and the healers were doing outstanding in keeping the tanks healed. Don't ask me cuz all I was doing was throwing out the mega spells till I was out and then I noticed Bahamut was at like 30% and I was like "2hr" to which the response was " yes yes yes yes , etc. So 2 Blizzaga IIIs later he was down and we were like woo hoo! The downside was that it was Sunday so we go over to Monarch Linn, take a group shot, go to Ru'Lude Gardens, get the cs with Ealdnarcht or w/e and then find out that after the next conquest tally is when she will give next cs. A week later! Conquest update is Sunday mornings! So bally hoo and on I go to find something to do other than drink cuz I drank too much Saturday on my day off and no girl.
I decide to start looking for that danged Warhorse hoofprint. I checked last week in the JP website and it says that it was in Caederva Mire then. I asked about 3 days ago in a shout and someone said it was in Wajoam Woodlands. Therefore, I decide that the best course of action is to chocobo it through Bhauflau Thickets. If it was in Caederva Mire or in Mamool Ja area I was just gonna be out of luck. Can you believe it! I find it not less than 5 minutes after and sure enuf I pop the Quartz Transmitter on it and [Walah Turban], I am Corporal rank.
It was after this that I almost fall asleep and find two NA guys lfp and I ask them and then I get the rest. I was real lucky with the RDM though, since he was WHM at first I was ok with just doin 2 WHM party and healing mp etc but then he changed to RDM and really it was easy meripo from there out. I told the one guy in /tell that those JP don't like to give in cuz he was NIN but he was looking to merit for a long time. I explaind that in my experience they won't be the first ones to say quit. That's what I like about them though is that they are SO proper. Unlike some monkey people I won't mention that we all know about that are not Japanese but are conspicuously just as alien and probably don't smell so good cuz they got manners that compete with their food.
My parents keep naggin me to get a wife from Central America and those woman are very hard-working but in fact I feel that a Japanese woman would be best in class if you get me. Especially if she had JP button! :O