Ascend my children
BLM WHM SMN SCH THF RNG BRD MNK WAR DRK PLD > 99
So here at the ass end of the world people think that pornography is a bad thing but before I stopped watching porn I never fantasized about real people. And the actors that I did fantasize about never in my wildest dreams would I comment on them because that was private. But here we are and somehow I have broken my addiction to porn because I am now attending church and what do I find at the church? I find that I might as well have been watching porn this WHOLE time since 2016 because it was all a WASTE.
However, let me take this opportunity to thankfully THANK them for making what I thought was obvious to everyone, that prostitutes are a bad thing, even MORE obvious to everyone. Now, for some people there won't be anything after prostitutes because they are too easy and regular women are too hard, and it's not that they are hard but once you have a taste for easy... it's just like in the movie The Edge, which I have mentioned before, a bear that kills a man becomes a "maneater" and will never truthfully hunt again. Men are simply easier to kill and they probably taste sweet AF, like Richard Marx likes to put it. Such is the way of having sex with prostitutes. Now the whole time I have been here I haven't paid for sex but I don't treat people or even say the word prostitute in public. As people are wont to do, if you call yourself a prostitute then now it's ok for me to say it but not until then. Now I have the unique experience to have slept with maybe someone, my first, that was easy to get into bed in New Orleans. Later, when I went to college I found that place FILLED with attractive girls except they all wanted marriage before sex. And even though I now agree with that, I have to say that it wasn't how I was brought up in New Orleans. In the city most people there, albeit common people at the apartment complex and otherwise were sneaking around trying to figure out who they liked and how they were gonna have sex. Too many people... plus I know my sister snuck out at night and if you think about a little girl out at night in a city as big as New Orleans you have to wonder just how we ended up as normal as we are... ya, maybe she's not normal, BUT she's here, she's a person, and she's never been terrible to people that weren't terrible to her... until recently.
Ok, so to hurry this up along, instead of talking about married women next, what I want you all to do is to ASCEND MY CHILDREN (also "Ass-End" my children, hey thanks for saying ass SE, lol, now I can say it but only once) to the next level and I am going to do that by explaining the days of the week to you. I KNOW I have a "captive" audience now that all of you are nice and stuck in your houses due to the coronavirus and by that measure I should give you my 10/10 sermon today with a full 3 hours of editing and pitch-perfect picture selection so that the message stays with you a LONG while.
Ok so, we all know Monday is the day of the Moon, ok wait, so Sunday is the day of the Sun. Now remember this is all opinion and you came to me to read this PLUS you are not paying me so take all your doubts and GET IT or don't, but don't fault me for screwing up your beliefs.
Ok so Sunday is the day of the sun and like many like to put it it is also the day of the son of God. This as opposed to the Moon which comes one day later right? So it's like a Yin Yang, Sunday and Monday and there is even debate about which of those is the first day of the week since one is reality and the other is belief. If you worship the night you sort of worship reality and God IS often black, and Jesus is belief and if you worship the "light" you usually mean Jesus or some such.
Tuesday as many people have researched is Tews' day but I'm not here to quote things I'm here to tell you MY WAY of thinking. So like the planets are named, so are the days of the week. Do you see that? Seven days of the week representing the seven heavenly bodies or the "stars that move" in the sky.
So Tuesday is named after Mars. I have told my siblings this in the past that it's easy to remember what day or mood you should be in by the day of the week and that each day is represented by planets so Tuesday in Spanish is Martes and the Spanish word for Mars is Marte, so Tuesday is the day of War.
Wednesday is actually Miercoles in Spanish which makes NO SENSE since it's supposed to be named after Mercury BUT actually the word translates as Odin's day or the ALL-Fathers day. People get married on Wednesday often for some reason... just putting that out there, and Sarah, just keep in mind I'm in love with someone else, she knows who she is and she's married but I am willing to settle for someone else... what?
I know, I'm TOO HONEST people! THANKFULLY that wears off... maybe.
Ok so, Thursday is Thor's day. This one is not hard but the planet it translates to is Jupiter. Jueves is the Spanish word so saying it in Spanish easily reminds you which planet but if that is true then Thor is GOD and Odin is like the holy spirit or something... hey, I don't get paid.
Friday is Viernes and whatever that means turns into Venus day. Again, it makes sense to me... shaddap.
Saturday is the day of the sabbath and I think everyone knows that it is the day of Saturn, who is the god of wine. Norse...what norse? Where?
Ok so, as we have seen this convoluted mess only makes sense to me but I will explain it so that it makes sense. Now I got this idea from the poem of Solomon(nice name) Grundy which was in the movie The Accountant which is an awesome movie that unnaturally describes someone "special" that somehow functions in the world... and whose father dies... Anna Kendrick is in it, looking hot, as one does...
The poem is as follows:
Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Sick on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
And that was the end, of Solomon Grundy.
That's the poem but I don't like it. You can't be born on a Monday plus there is no re-birth in that poem. It doesn't explain life like I am about to explain it to you and it ends rather badly... plus no Anna Kendrick... that's, actually not a part of it.
Ok so in MY poem, that's actually not a poem since it's gonna be a sermon, you are born on a Sunday. This is the son of God. We are all children of God as we can make no decisions and we are not held to account for ANY lies or misdeeds since you don't understand things yet. All of your childhood you can say is your Sunday PART of your life. Only after that can you continue to Monday.
On Monday, you hit 18. Reality. What you do stays with you. You have credit, you can be arrested, and you can have sex with anyone and people don't think you are crazy, unless they are married but that's some really good sex let me tell you lol... ya if you don't think that is funny, then let's see, what would Anna Kendrick say... hmm?
This reality is like worshiping the devil or the actual God or the Moon. You have believed in God as a child and you are told about God or Santa Claus or maybe you are a child of Fat Jimmy's clan and you worship Fat Jimmy? Well, at 18 you realize Fat Jimmy is not made of money and that you are expected to work to support yourself... have a nice life.. get the eff out there.
At some point, Tuesday comes along. You question reality. We all do. Right around 30 you realize, as I did right around 2000 when the planes hit the towers, that WOW I am missing it. There are some VIOLENT people out there somewhere and I wasn't told. It's time to wrestle with who or what you are. Are you a soldier, a noble, a citizen? It's time to figure out like in Lucy whether you will reproduce or become famous... and lead others. Preachers lead others, sure they can have children too but it's probably not a good idea, imo. If you do you can, I mean it's POSSIBLE, to put your child's needs ahead of society ok? Ok so it's POSSIBLE you are doing this if you lead a group of people but you also have children. Ok that's enough of that... don't want some of you regretting you had children... and then somehow making me a villain in this whole thing... right? We can't have that... RIGHT?
On Wednesday, it's time to get married. Now Odin is the fake father or the fake God. We realize once we are married that we had better for the sake of the country start believing in God again so we force it. Ya, just what I said we FORCE it. Now the church that I go to does NOT believe. They are as MOVIE church as a movie church gets. They are talking to the cops and gangsters and GOD KNOW WHO but they are violent right in the middle of their sanctuary. It might as well be a gazebo in there with a bucket of water and a pulley for baptisms. That's WHO THEY ARE. But that's where I am now, that's where we all are in the community is trying to understand "what will happen". I sure hope they don't make plans because yeah, that's just NOT learning anything... that's like taking off your shoe so you can kick me with your bare foot.
Thursday is Thor's day, the fake son. After fake believing in God it's time to fake believe in Jesus. We know that in our 40s our time on this Earth is at twilight. For the sake of the children, it's time to get to a church. Even if you don't believe it's time to simply join up with the community for protection from "diseased" people who think it's ok to lie all of the time and "it is what it is" while not explaining IT. Now it's not a sin to fake believe. I have faith that the main pastor believes but that his backup "needs help" but that's because he doesn't do any preaching. It's obvious to me he has the skills but he doesn't practice them. But if you practice believing you end up doing it by accident and then it's like riding a bike, you just have to keep trying and soon you "get it". It's like in Batman Begins where Alfred tells Bruce if you try to have fun you might have some "by accident" or something like that.
Ok and now at the end, in your 50s, you come to Friday or I should say me and Sarah come to Friday, the rest of you will probably be on Thursday the rest of your life but for me it's time to decide whether I will get married or go mad. Friday is Venus day. WHO will you grow old with? And just a side note who will Bill Maher and Ann Coulter grow old with? lol. It's depressing but you know it's coming, the weakness, the disdain from others, the unattractiveness, the lack of people wanting to help you or even caring if you are in pain... that's old age. What will you do? What are you even planning?
Saturday is the day of madness. Saturn is the God of Wine and drinking wine makes you unsound of mind or mad. In your old age, if you are dependent on someone else and you are unhappy you will go mad. You'll be hurried even if you want to rest, you will have ambition but you won't be allowed to seek it, you'll be worried people will try to steal from you because ALL THIS TIME you didn't think people were like that... except that because of this sermon now you KNOW that they are.
A few short months ago I was living off of VERY little money and in my meekness I sought to reset people's thinking about me and I failed. The only thing I saw was people willing to FULLY bash and FULLY throw me out of the community. I didn't sense acceptance or forgiveness or even remorse for TERRIBLE things that were done to my psyche. I was almost forced to leave to whoknowswhere but what a blessing for others that would have been to just get me to leave after ALL the pain they inflicted on me. Pain. Hatred is Pain, do you all get it now? What could be possibly so terrible that after 10 years of being at home you could STILL dislike seeing me walking around among you in the community?
PS. It's not the rumor, it's the people spreading the rumor... do you all, see that? Ok, and now where is the source of this rumor or CURSE ah, so now you "get it".
And one more thing, when I started church I was trying to SKIP from what I knew from childhood back into belief, like going back into my childhood but with the church's help I KNOW now, what they know... you have to do the steps... like the days of the week... belief then REALITY then belief, not belief into belief.
posted by Hohito @ 7:42 AM
