Did you say... orgasm

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I was watching ever so briefly the latest on the world's goings on and as Defense Secy Hagel briefs the people on what he knows about chemical weapons being used in Syria, a reporter asks him "did you say varying concerns?"

When you see the leaders of our country get asked stupid questions, you wonder that anything gets done. Maybe next time Mr. Hagel will choose to have his press conference on Rachel Maddow's show. Good news for Democrats since now the whole government will choose to appear only on "approved" stations instead of where "not-so" civilized people congregate. This way we can even prepare approved questions, right?

So the more idiots ask stupid questions like "did you say"... knowing full well what they said... the more idiots must not be allowed... and that means less freedom for everyone.

It's nice for the idiot reporter though, now other people can ask the same stupid questions and get a "free hit" on the Secretary of Defense.

Small wonder then people start to "prefer" their own when idiots have free reign to "free speech" their way into illiciting inappropriate political behavior.

Now let's talk about orgasms.

Sure, I know you have better things to read but not if you have little hands and small feet. So if you are a short guy, like my nephew, it might bother him that people liken him to perhaps some sort of "deficient" model of a man.

This is an example of BS that people tell you just to see if you will believe them without thinking about it for yourself. This means you are open to being led around by BS.

If you imagine for a moment what your penis looks like, it has a bag, some balls, a long shaft, an apple, and all of this connected in a some way to your butt.

Now if you imagine what a female looks like, philosophically, it has to have the same parts... only theirs is not an out-ee it's an in-ee.

Same things a bag... their uterus, some balls... their ovaries, a long shaft... their vagina, and their apple... their clitoris and vulva.

But wait WHERE is their apple?

Is it all the way at the back of their vagina? If that were so, then a nice long shaft would make the pleasure better yeah? Black men rule right? But no, fact is their apple is right up front. So basically to get them off, all you have to do is stimulate their apple by sticking your show all the way in. It doesn't have to be long, it just has to be all the way in. In fact most of the nerve endings are located for both sexes, in the apple.

So the next time someone says look at his BIG hands or that going black means never going back, you can look at THEM with contempt. much like they were looking at you.

Stay true to what you believe, and know that god doesn't make defects... men do.

When Picard gets teleported up to heaven and Q stares back at him and tells him he is God. Picard says that he doesn't believe the universe is that badly designed. This was in the episode named Tapestry. 

You should question the universe... when these bale moments occur. 

I "could" tell you more about how to use your anus to amplify orgasm or tell you about rhythms like syncing both of your brain waves to allow for complete trust which, at it's peak allows you to give her pleasure exactly when she expects it.  In fact you don't have to go fast at all so even OLD men, like me HAH, can get ANY woman to orgasm. 

Instead I will tell you to ponder this question which will have you up nights.  Since the days of the week are named after the planets and the very next planet named was named Uranus and since much later some GUY named our butt, the "anus". 

I ask you... which came first... the anus or Uranus. Because if Uranus came first then some idiot thought it would be funny to name OUR butt... "the anus" just so that people would forever make fun of the gods. 

You cannot unpop the pop

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So you are eating and you are eating a lot and suddenly you can't fit in your pants. In your mind you think hey I will just suck in my stomach and pull my belt tight.

Belts are horrible things.

I sucked in my stomach once after a really good meal because I had really overdone it.  I was so uncomfortable that I "unthinkingly" sucked in my stomach REALLY hard.

Then I heard a pop. 

After that, it was much easier to suck in my stomach.  Now I could fit in all of my old pants.  In fact, since then I have been able to eat much more than I used to.  What a neat thing I discovered!

Over time, I realized that my stomach felt... wrong somehow.  I had this need when I sat down to reattach my belly to the lower part of my chest... but I couldn't.  I had to face the fact eventually that I could put up with this wretched existence or I could "trust" the doctors to expertly re-attach my stomach the way it used to be.  For that to happen, I would have to sit there and watch them grimace when I explained at how I got to this wretched condition.  In my experience, people love to belittle others their errors but errors happen when you least expect them, which is part of WHY they happen.  

This could happen to anyone so, since I just took a shower and was reminded yet again of how turgid my intestines are, I thought I would put out a really useful lesson for a change. Don't let this happen to you, or rather, don't do THIS to yourself. 

You can't un-pop the pop.

What is heaven

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What is heaven? Heaven is where the heart lies.

It seems like it should be much more complicated than that, but if you have been following my teachings you know that your heart is in essence your innocence.

Your "losing heart" is your lack of spirit or willingness to continue to fight the good fight. "I didn't have the heart to tell her" is a way of saying that if you were younger, you would face the facts and relay some sort of bad news... not because you want to hurt her with bad news but because you would be doing it in an unwitting fashion.

These teachings are meant for my children but if you guys want to learn, then "I will allow it". Hee-hee. This reminds me of that judge in Intolerable Cruelty. What part? Well you have to see the movie to see something TRULY funny coming from a judge.

George Clooney is so serious, that when he is funny, he is hilarious. Like me, right. Do I make you laugh? Make me laugh.

Another amazing movie is History of Violence but meh you wonder about the truth of it all.

So the lesson today is about the afterlife. There is no afterlife. If you want people to come to YOUR kool-aid party... well... then there IS an afterlife! But mostly people with ordered jars for heads and with regular haircuts don't like people telling them what happens when they die or why they dream.

In the bible, David is catered to by his own truthsayers much like in the movie Dune where the emperor has his truthsayer and all of the sayers have my favorite song in mind.

When I was young it seemed that life was so logical.. practical.. responsible.... fragicle. ( I never know the words ) ~ I know it sounds absurd. Please tell me who I AMMMM!~

Music is a tool of the devil. But by the devil people usually mean some malevolent entity. That always usually ends up being a person so try not to think of the devil as super-natural. 

Think of the devil as a lord of chaos. Like in the movie What Dreams May Come, hell is not a place where you are tortured by others, it's a state of being.  The devil is like the opposite of the invisible hand.  His will is to destroy much like it is the will of God to create. 

But chaos is not evil.  Evil is to wrong others.  A devil wrongs others.  He is Lawful and Evil, which explains a lot about why they're not in jail if he or she is so evil.

Ok so running out of time I have to fast forward my thoughts. Drugs are useful. Pot and cocaine and whiskey and music and dancing and even humming a tune is a way of synchronizing people's thoughts. We can all agree on the same thing with just a little softening effect. You can even use money to make people agree but this is a MUCH more extreme form of synchronizing.

Try not to judge harshly people that use drugs. They are trying to work with others and in that vein, they are seeking to reach heaven.

Heaven is a state of being when you dream. When you sleep, if you have dreams of happiness, of a loved one, of colors and music or of skies and clouds, of smiling faces and applause... you are in heaven.

People that seek heaven have this happen to them. So when the Bible talks of heaven and hell, it means your outlook, your future, your holy spirit.

You are the bird.

Yeah this is another Star Trek reference and if you know the episode, then you get what they were doing much like I do. Data unlocked a dream program.

If your dreams are about vengeance, about blood, about raping. If you even say the word "gangrape", like one guy said to me online, your life is filled with chaos. Many of these people have taken too many drugs. I think this is where you get bipolar people from. They are very high energy but they NEED their drugs to calm them down. Maybe that's how I used to be when I drank whiskey.

So hell is this, and heaven is that and when you die it's not supposed to be a time of suffering, if you are already dreaming of heaven when you sleep, then as you approach death...

you will be at peace.

The uncorrupted

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Sequester or cut Social Security?

Well ask yourself, is it ok to fund Universal Healthcare on the backs of ALL young people?

Yes, if it helps everyone have a chance at healthcare. But, if you think about for a moment. What a good idea for the rich people right? I mean if you are already rich, the law doesn't affect you and if you work in the Medical community, you're rich so GOOD IDEA!

To pay for this, you tax all the young people that didn't need medical insurance so with this influx of mass money, the insurance is supposed to "trickle-down" the savings to regular people that can't afford insurance.

Trickle-down didn't work for Reagan and it won't work here but meh, what do I care since it's the next generation that will "wake-up" and find brat children holding all the money with the rest of the people paying for medical procedures they can't afford.

This is a terrible, terrible idea since what should have happened is that caps should have been set in place much like minimum wage. to restrict the "price - gouging" that is going on now.

But taking money from rich people is much more difficult that taking it from the young and poor. Hmmf.

Well, bad news right, but good news is we as Democrats believe ALL things can be controlled and allowed. So this too will pass. In time we will refine and refine the law so that the controls are set to a reasonable tone.

But what just happened?

We just took a BUNCH of money from poor people by "taxing" them! We are going to REQUIRE everyone to contribute and mostly this will happen to people that are not already paying for medical insurance. We just raised taxes on the poor. What the hell is this?! We are the democrats for godsake. Whatupped?

So we CAN tax the poor people, but when it comes time to pay for the sequester, let's not talk about taxing those undeserving rich people that are always getting picked on to pay for some squatting old people that expected to be provided at least a military level of subsistence in their dying years.

How can this be the rhetoric of a democratic president? And now I hear that their "fix" is to lower social security benefits.

This is gonna sound racial so ... hmm instead... let's just say that this 180 on democracy is very UN-ohiowa and is very CHICAGO.

Ok, I was watching Rachel tonight.. just saying that sounds sexy which makes me wonder if I spend too much time typing... and wow didn't we all look SO much better 10 years ago. She looked fantastic and by the way so did I back then and by the way, wouldn't that be nice to travel the world chasing after news stories.

Yeah, unless you get raped. Yeah, not so nice cover Egypt's rebellion and bring the world to your doorstep only to have some egyptian gang rape your young bunion and your little cameraman too.

Well, it's like most things like government and journalism and even missionary work... it seems to us old people (40-somethings) like the world is getting more and more corrupt.

But hasn't this always been the case.. and time and time again the young people arrive on the scene.. uncorrupted.

Raise a glass to our young people.

You know somewhere out there someone needs to know that rich people are ever on the move. And that you can't be a preacher and comfortably sit in charge of an ideology. Always the rich are wanting to control you.

If you believe in equality, EVERYONE gets a gun. It's just that simple. Everyone gets abortion. Everyone gets married. Everyone gets healthcare. Everyone pays taxes. Everyone gets respect. Liberty and justice... FOR ALL.

Everything that takes you away from that paragraph is "inequality". Sometimes that's ok though right? We want social security. We know we can't work in our old age and we agree we want some money saved for that.

Think about your income tax return. How many young people save their money? Now, how many love to get a tax return? That's the idea behind social security. People aren't lazy, some things are just common sense and should never be touched. People MUST pay taxes so.. don't give them the option of not paying them! Same goes for social security, same is gonna happen for medical healthcare.

But always those pesky rich people are wondering how can we lessen the threat of poor people outvoting us. You see, if poor people can't pay for food then they can't vote. If they are sick and die, they can't vote. If they don't know how to do their taxes, they go to jail and then they can't vote. All this is a complication that makes the country stronger but also alienates poor people or maybe just the "uneducated".

You know there is a saying I used to use when I did my job in customer service. People would ask me how I was doing? I would say something along these lines.

"Oh it's another day of doing the lord's work".

I would get confused looks like they never went to church, and then I would say that the lord's work was bringing education to the natives. Sounds degrading right? Those stupid customers right? Well as it turns out we are all stupid. We have NO CHANCE of knowing how a car runs and knowing about taxes and knowing who is watching your wife and where the planes are flying and whether Mexico or North Korea is going to attack. We can't know it all. Superman can't be everywhere by the same token you can't point your eye at everything. And even if you learn ALL KINDS of information like I onec did, young people pay attention, you still can't learn what it's like to live in the world with people lying to you and harassing you and casting spells on you.

By the way, does anyone know why insurance companies are not run by the government? It's just math right? Like healthcare, it's stuff that even though private companies will charge more for it, it's really not very hard to run is it? You just take these risks, quantify them into numbers and POOF here goes how much you pay and it's not unfair or racists because it's all numbers. Even a sixth grader can get that.

You know it's time to graduate kids after sixth grade. All my time in high school could have just as well have been spent getting my law degree. It really is a waste of time to have kids in school that don't want to learn. As soon as kids start to have hair on their legs, poof it's time to get them married and working and out on their own or at least in a house with kids. And a fair way to do that is to have one of them work and the other one study and caring for children. It's always been my perception that women would someday run the world and this is how they could do it. All the money spent on secondary school could actually be better spent housing these adolescent children and their spouses and children in preparation for adult life.

Some kids don't want to study, fine. Give them 3 chances to pass and if not then POOF off to military school. Sure they have to risk their lives and die and what's wrong with a little ADD, are these the best ones to give a rifle too? Should mages have children and warriors have none?

Yup.

Ok, way back there I wanted to make the point that rich people, or might is right people, want to control you, much like they controlled that lady in Egypt. It sets the example of how righteous people that believe in respect for all don't belong anywhere near respect is earned people. At least they don't belong there alone. So to vilify those people I make the case here that when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Don't be the poor guy in congress, or an actor among lawyers, or a black guy among whites, or even a patriot among mexicans.

Bring help.

Actors make the best politicians. I realize that now. Lawyers are meant to analyze arguments. So get yourself a a group of lawyers that commit to your district their benevolence and then SOMEHOW, get an actor that can take your side and present it to the masses and uneducated. It has to be a group effort because only a group can come to a consensus about issues without being subject to an infiltration of the mind.

I can tell you about an infiltration of the mind but I will only end up convincing you that my thinking is unsound. Do I sound unsound?

It takes a lot of experience to be a good lawyer, or so I hear, and such is the case with actors. Still, now that I am 40, that some people are just MEANT to be great. Jennifer Aniston is SO amazing and it doesn't seem like is trying all that hard but she is a natural. I never watched Friends either but watching the reruns now makes me feel like I'm cheating. I started liking her after I saw an old photo of her driver's license in People magazine and it reminded me of a license this girl at the bar showed me and they were like identical in many ways except for the black hair.

Robert Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise are other examples. Ashley Judd would have made a good choice I think although I believe she needs to get her actors guild and twitter behind her to help her and do the crusade like "it's the lord's work" that she is doing. Her opponent is obviously a might is right curmudgeon, how hard would it be for a valkyrie to slam an ogre? Sell that! You're a TV person, so bring out your Law 96 " Life isn't always fair". Then Wesley says, " I know that one".

I loved her in Star Trek and I actually started using those rules and made some of my own because of her.

Another one I use is "you gotta go with what works". It's sad that Ashley Judd is actually better regarded than all of the cast of Star Trek. Marina Sirtis, the counselor Deanna Troi, was another amazing actress. She was head and shoulders above the rest I thought and maybe it was just because they wrote her great parts but, " I don't think so".

Ask yourself, do I feel charmed? A good actor should do that. It's even harder to do it to older people like me so when I tell you they are good, you should trust that. Trust me. Hah!

Ok I'm way offtrack and tired now so I will leave you with this. equality has nothing to do with democrats or republicans. Jesus would be about equality and so would any Baptist worth his salt. Having more government is good if corporations are starting to buy up all the judges. Having less government is good when judges can be trusted to not get bought out by the corporations.

Every dictator starts on that track, like Hugo Chaves, that says I am a man of the people. I just watched that episode of Star Trek and I am convinced that my ex-brother in law did that to my sister and more perniciously maybe they both did it to me! Hah! What am I talking about, watch the episode Man of the People.

Every dicator says I am for the people but what they do is basically sacrifice some few of their friends to make some new friends that have stronger reins of power much like a corporate takeover.

What is a corporate takeover? It is much like what happened in BusinessCard when I was in charge. People know their jobs. People have set schedules. Problem customers get immediately shuffled to the SMEs for handling. I know all the rules and have full influence to have them changed. Life is easy for me but the whole department is running very well and the cost per customer is the lowest in ALL of Citibank worldwide. This is because all problems get attacked as problems not as people. Quality is low-cost because our quality is virtually non-existent and this is because there is trust all the way up the ladder. The job in my eyes is not complicated and the less complicated the better for all.

The takeover occured when we hired this old lady. I heard the managers complain about her slightly and she had one guy on her team that totally mutineed on us by failing to do reports for fraud that eventually got reported to the fraud department. Later she caught my direct manager kissing his girlfriend in the stairwell and he was let go.

Really?

Next comes the person they get to replace him who is there to throw her weight around and I will not stand for it but all of my passion is for naught against someone like that. I cannot enjoy winning because I don't enjoy fighting. Fighting is wrong and such was my fate when I left. I lost but fact was she risked her job knowing that I would not fight back. If I felt she should lose her job, she would have lost it.

That's a takeover. Happy people get replaced by "harder working" people and they call it progress. That's what I thought when they bought AT&T Universal Card, I "thought" we deserved to be taken over because we didn't work hard enough or make enough "stockholder value", which is what they teach you which is BS, but fact is the rich people attack happy people and only thing that can happen is the happy people become unhappy and quit. Or they fight back but that process of changing beliefs, from worker to fighter, is MUCH harder to achieve than it is for rich people to just keep on doing what they do all day long which is just find these little nest eggs of goodwill and crack them open.

Now by rich people I don't mean rich is wrong. By rich people I mean people that seek to take from others an undeserved amount.

You can own a yacht and not be rich people. You have to use what you have and that makes you holy.

Ok so still tired but still typing, I want to end with a note that you can believe that good people are all dead or chained but fact is evil people, people that enjoy winning at someone's expense, need others to brag to. In their minds, they are working hard and doing what the world needs them to do. You could call these people "worldly". But unlike good people, they never find themselves alone. You can expect them to be in a group 90% of the time and you can expect them to believe their own BS. That's because in their heart they know they are wronging others but if you say it often enough and people nod their head yes to you, then you can think like the Romans do.

That still doesn't stop you and your group from being crazy.

The Uncaring

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The higher up you go in leadership, the less caring they tend to be.  Those are the uncaring.


So you have some people saying what they want to the effect that the outcome is rebellion. Since you are free you respect being able to say what you want when you want to. You realize they are just a little in need of some love and affection but for the most part, we should just let them have their say.

This is like turning the other cheek. Once you lick too much on one nipple then it's time to give the other one some attention.

Ok sidetracked, so when Jesus said this he meant as a way to give us all a chance. People can say what they want in a bank, in a bar, maybe even in a courtroom and it still should not affect what benevolent direction the outcome is going to be.

But what if what you see is that Citibank is mystifying their statements in an effort that it seems to you is meant to hide late fees, or worse yet, it's meant to hide automatic bills to insurance programs which of course has nothing to do with Citigroup the new combination bank/ credit card/ insurance company, so why would they want to put jargon in the statements that says if you don't check this teeny weeny box you will agree to sign up for 10.00 automatic billing of some insurance like wallet security, which covers credit card losses if you wallet is stolen, or accidental death, which is secondary to any insurance VISA might have which OH YEAH is covered by Mastercard too automatically but you are so hurried that you sign up for additional insurance to cover what the others don't.

Well, you might think this "outcry" should come from the customers but the first people to see it is customer service because all the irate customers call there first and if there aren't too many upset customers, and if they don't SAY that they are upset because of the tricky statements, then let's go back to business as usual.

The first people to really CARE about what is wrong is going to customer service people. They, by they here I mean PEOPLE LIKE ME, who have chosen this life as a way to help people are going to complain and demand this be fixed. Surely the statements aren't "intentionally" vague for this grim purpose. Surely after the higher ups put this on the front page, (since noone knows that the statements are two sided) they will feel better about how nice and clear the information is.

Or on the other hand, let's watch the older customer service people. They don't feel at all threatened by authority since they know their immediate managers have little to zero knowledge about the product and what their function is is to service their subordinates through statistics and monthly reviews.

If people like me start to complain then my immediates send the complaint up the ladder to senior managers of customer service. They don't care either. Their jobs are to watch the flows of calls. Each associate takes about 100 calls a day and with teams of 20 people each and each senior in charge of about 5 or 6 teams, that's a lot of work. Moreover, they handle scheduling concerns and have a significant influence on who is hired and fired. But that has nothing to do with statements, so up goes the complaint to the director.

The director is the head honcho. This is the optimus. He is responsible for leadership and direction as well as the stimulus of the SBU(Strategic Business Unit) spirit. By spirit I mean he/she is responsible for maintaining everyone happy, which for customer service you might imagine is very difficult if not unattainable.

Now in business there are two possible roles you can be involved in and this is related to in business school ad nauseum. You can be either in the line or in staff.

The line, or "operations" like they say it now and maybe they have even changed it again because changing the words and labels is a safe way to keep younger people from knowing too much too soon and keeps the old dogs in power longer. Hmm that wasn't a sentence. Operations is where you do the dirty, you take orders, speak to customers, take surveys. Front line work is called operations and if you handle customers in any facet, you are in operations. People in operations have the most stress but they also are the fastest ones to get promoted. It's kind of like doing combat work in the Navy.

The staff, are people that don't deal with customers. These people, work in Human Resources(HR) or in Janitorial work or in Building Maintenance or Security. Most of these people handle the people in operations in a support role. Marketing is a staff role.

Now small wonder then as we go back to the director who has this complaint in his hands which has nothing to do with him, he sends it over to marketing. Marketing is where, if this were Italy, all the great families nephews would work here. Noone gets to work here unless they are from Harvard or from the oldest families in the city. This is a sit down job full of meetings and cheesecake and important deadlines where millions are spent by nobody really all that smart. If this were a product line the money sent here would be sent to Research & Development(R&D) and as these gobs of money got thrown to people in this group, slowly but surely the department would increase its multiplier.

R&D is just that, a multiplier department. If you put your BEST people here, you get to produce items 1.5 times as fast, then 2 times as fast. Operations becomes more effiicent increasing free time to allow for more training and a happier group of people who know their jobs.

Marketing in a bank however is populated by thuds who overstress and stick crap up their butts all day long in an effort to look busy but what in essence they are doing, as has been my experience, is making crap look nice and then making it look like crap again. There is no effort at improving the use of the credit card, no effort at selling the brand only now AFTER I was fired do we start to see commercials, no effort to make the employees proud. Well they used to have the seven values in AT&T and when Citibank took over, that got replaced which was good because all of us old-timers that believed in the seven values, got a hand job.

Ok sidetracked, so this director sends my complaint over to marketing and they go hmmm. This guy wants us to stop confusing the customers. Who IS this guy? So their director has a sitdown with my director and each of them are in charge of what... 500 people or so.

Houston, my director's name would be houston, we have a problem. It seems all this time we have been in space has been harmful to our sensibilities so what we propose is that you start doing what we say. No don't worry it sounds crazy like we are going crazy up here in marketing with too many fruit bowls, and sandwich meetings and such but we are just fine with the money we are spending, what we NEED now is to have less input from you guys. Yes, we here in the space ship don't NEED you and have decided to just begin accepting checks and compliments on our great performance.

And remember, if anything goes wrong, we, out here in space, all die and that would be YOUR fault there in operations, not ours, so do as we say or else we are gonna have MORE sandwich and fruit basket and punch bowl meetings.

Oh and one more thing, I want the head of John the Baptist.