Otisburg?

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This one speaks for itself.

Otis' famous saying

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Best saying ever.  Say it to yourself when things are going downhill...

(gasp).... are we going to Addis Ababa Mr. Luthor?!!!

Wifely

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I like Brit Marling.  Meh, I wonder who doesn't. It's funny because in the old days I would LIKE a lot of girls, some of whom were married or with boyfriends, in fact nearly all of them, and I would get looks like I was acting unseemly.

If a girl is fine, she is fine. WOOO HOOO your wife is GOOD looking. Now it's time to decide if she hugged a guy too long or talked about morning cereal, like CAptain CruNch, for all the wrong reasons and then you need to stop looking at her. I was looking for this girl once that told me where she worked and I asked this bartender if he knew where that was and he was like WHY are looking for a married girl?!

Um. Cuz she makes a good beer?

Sorry guys and I take full responsibility if the wife I marry is fine but if your wife is good looking and she's a waitress, and she's nice, Ima ask about her. I'm not asking for her number, not asking for her address or even her diaphragm size, I just wanna hang around good-looking people. Nothing personal. If I hear she's having problems getting rid of you, that's another story and I would be the first one to leave someone alone if it seems like I bothered them.

Same thing goes for all the people I mention in my blog. If I talk about you being FINE or me doing you all night, well that's me talking to myself. This is MY blog and it is a record of my life for all to see but still mostly for my own personal use. It is not meant to offend people and if you take offense because nigga this or nigga that or JEWS suck and such, well that's your own misconception. If you take anything constuctive from this reading you should learn that I don't intentionally hurt people's feelings.

Sordid

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What is happening to the country?  Is there really nothing to be done?  I hear of cable companies and operating systems and IMF types and I wonder how can good people ever grow to this size?  They don't do secret agreements, they don't collaborate to take down rivals, they don't even follow the same religion in this country.  What is profane?  Am I the weed?  Is this country mostly about opportunity and less about equality?

It's sordid.

PS. You ever think to yourself that whoever dies with the most toys wins might ACTUALLY BE the motto of this country?

Look how far we've come

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"Look how far we've come."
-- Oprah.

Think of a black person interviewing Tom Cruise and Jennifer Aniston and making two of the most productive people in entertainment get emotional on their show.   Yeah that's useful to society isn't it?

Hmmf. Maybe she should try and ask Obama to come on her show because I would LOVE to see the irresistable force (Oprah can't resist slamming someone's respect) meet the immovable object.

Yeah when I think of admirable black people, Oprah doesn't come to mind. Look how far YOU'VE come is more what people should be saying...

Let's see black people that give me peace, Micheal Jackson, Obama, Angela Bassett, Janet, my roommate in college Mitchell, Cornelius my grade school best friend. Yeah there's too many to mention but I don't count Oprah as someone that makes me think "oh good job freeing the black people. "

Omg, I was just watching Untamed Heart and Marisa Tomei said something SO FUNNY I thought I would share...

My life is like watching the Three Stooges in Spanish.

PS. Marisa Tomei is SO doable. Imagine me and her and a long afternoon of "how YOU doin!" OH, and I finished watching X-Files all the way through and MAN Gillian looks just like I feel after watching all that. I wonder if they meant to make the FBI look like an old boys club filled with superiors full of secrets and double identities?  It was sad that for all their bluster, Scully and Mulder couldn't get good people to follow them and that in the end their own defiance of the truth, that the FBI was fixed, that they were in love, that their business of solving a stew by pulling out a piece of onion, ALL OF THIS, made it seem like doing a good job or being a good person, even as FBI, was "unnaturally difficult".  But truth is at the end of any show there are always 2 or 3 truly laughable shows that make you wonder if the Washington Post has been bought or if they actually thought that story was newsworthy.  That's how it seemed towards the end of watching the Ally McBeal series.