Sky cities

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I had a thought today that we should start having cities in the sky. Yep, it's official, we need more solar radiation to power our power plants and if we could just bypass the ozone layer somewhat, we would have all the power we needed. One idea could be to use a ship in orbit to "farm" sunlight so to speak. It would lower its drill down and give the city energy on a routine basis. The city itself would be held by balloons which would be inflated with helium or hydrogen. This balloon could "land" on the tallest building in the world and there would be no danger of any accidents occurring because there would be so much money to be made from it.





As a matter of fact I was thinking the other day about the oil spill problem in the Gulf. Kind of a hard situation to get yourself out of I suppose. Lessee we have a hole in the ground and oil is spilling everywhere, what to do?




A hose?





Where to put the oil?





What's Exxon?





I know, I'm asking the "tough" questions now, so let me stop.






I was thinking about cities underwater too because after all, most storms occur close to the surface and the use for a "city" underwater, free from possible nuclear attack, makes it an expensive way to have a risk-free world trade center, albeit perhaps not so fragile as the first, (huh?), and maybe we could do tours and give everyone a "bomb" backpack just so they feel powerful for a while.




It's funny how things are far more stable when under pressure. You could even say the same thing about people in some cases. Still, others believe that more pressure is like adding fixed costs to a supply and demand curve. The break-even point is higher which makes you more money, but the risk of losing money becomes higher too, as the fixed costs get raised too much. So it is with pressure. Some pressure stabilizes your relationship, and too much pressure equals money problems. Hah! I know, to me it's all about sex. I hear that a lot from my younger brother and sister.





Everyone should take economics in high school. It makes life much easier to understand, but only if you relate to it once in a while. It's funny that I am the worst one to take advice but I am good at giving it. Although I can't remember the last time someone actually sat down and listened to me.





This reminds me of that guy on YOUTUBE that gives free piano lessons. He does a really nice job of explaining piano, about as good a job as I would do explaining billiards, but one day he starts to talk about motivation and even though I enjoyed his opinion on the subject, I couldn't help but notice the comments some people left... some of them negative. That's what's wrong when you write music with a message, you start to preach. So when you sing karaoke, it's good to sing what you want if your mood is sad, it's good to sing to a girl maybe, but if you start to preach with your music, you are liable to get into a political discussion with someone, eventually. Think John Lennon, now think about Billy Idol, now think about Billy Idol doing John Lennon and pulling his long hair back. Now someone write a song about it and wait, wait for it... wait, THERE, someone wants to kill me.





Because there can be no love without a little sheep action!





Boy, now I am really gonna be typing for a while. When it comes to the ABCs of me, I would rather understand both sides of an issue. The sheep's side and the side of "those which have no name". This makes me an unbelieveable devil's advocate. Not because I like to be difficult, but because I like to touch all the points of an issue. For example, if we are gonna have sex, I am gonna lick your nipples then caress your neck and the suck your fingers and I am gonna hit that tongue several times even after I go down on you and eventually I am gonna push the button.





So what happens if we don't talk about sex before hand? Well, major mood swing when you suddenly don't want to do anything until I wash out my fingers. Major mood swing when I suddenly feel you are not as turned on about pleasing me as I am you. Major mood swing when the little doctor stops wanting to analyze your major malfunction. Major mood swing (MMS) is like PMS only much worse.




Don't let MMS happen in your relationships!





Okay, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, sky cities. I have this wallpaper of Ellen Page staring at me and even though she is old enough to be sexy, I feel weird looking into her eyes. Yeeesh! Still, in about a week I will be tired of her and get a new wallpaper.





Oh, so if you ever have a discussion about stuff you gotta be the devil so that the other people can "shout at the devil", and then you can both be over it.

What is confused?

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Today I was sitting in my driveway at about 1opm and someone from two houses down turned his truck lights on to harass me. He must have been the one that kicked my dog and broke my passenger's side mirror on my other car because I went over there to talk to him and he clearly had some onus to take care of me and not listen to what I had to say. He simply knocked me down. I scraped my hand and my other hand slightly and I could have totally hit him with criminal charges but I just walked back to my house and counted my losses not the least of which was because I had had enough to drink at the bar, which had nothing to do with me being nice,lol.

Still I was surprised at what a small actual guy he was and how lucky he was not have hurt me. I often feel this way, outdone even though I am twice their size and twice their intellect, but still too kind to do enough. Nice huh. Well he's the one with the house and the girlfriend and I am the one that lives with my parents.

I hope he doesn't come over again and outsmart me by pushing my 73 year old dad over and knocking me down in my living room cuz then I would REALLY be confused!

I am going on vacation nevertheless; I dunno, if I start to kick ass I might actually start to like it, then I wouldn't be normal.

A Bad Movie

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The movie I just saw called Hereafter was such trash that I want my money back. It even had Bryce Dallas Howard in it and all I have to say about that is that a $4 picture of her all by itself would have been a better investment... no I don't need it laminated, thanks for asking.

I'm about to see Love and Other Drugs and if it turns out to suck also, I'm just gonna give up movie watching based on good looking girls and I'm gonna stick to sci-fi. Yes I do hope I get to see some boobies in it, and no I don't wanna see the guy's boobies, thanks!

I mean come on, it was rated PG-13, at least I could have got a nice shot of Bryce's booty or something.

On Whiteout I think they did a nice job of setting up the movie with a bountiful "here's why you came" shower scene and after that the movie was still pretty good.

Am I asking for too much?

What does Democrat and Republican mean in English

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If you are a Democrat, you believe in farming our population. This means our poor people grow more in number and we get more educated people for our dollar. If you are a Republican, you believe in using our poor to fight. This means our population goes down and we use our might to defend ourselves against foreign oppressors. Neither party is a bad choice, but if you have no idea what to vote, you really aren't gonna get it explained any easier than that.


By the way, don't just vote for a pretty face or a strong voice.



So using this system, if you are afraid of global warming you should be a Republican, hahahahahaha, (Stewie's voice: "I'm here all week") So when you wonder why we are at war when we have a Democrat in charge, well, that's cuz people are confused when they are poor and politics isn't the first thing we learn in school. But the poor are what the constitution is all about. "A government for the people". So when we decide what to choose for a leader, "don't think you, think we". If you are an educator, you will want a democrat, if you are in the military, you will want a Republican, if you are a business owner, you want a Republican, if you depend on the entertainment industry, you want to vote democrat. If you work for a credit card, like Citibank or the great "Northern Hemisphere Bank" card, which makes you a banker, then you are generally gonna want to vote Democrat... unless you want the government to stop taxing your company and stop stopping you from merging with insurance companies and stop keeping you from using public officials to make yourself some personal money, THEN, but only if you are extremely rich and don't mind some of those "ant" people dying during the war, then you are a banker and should vote Republican.



Did that sound bias? I thought I was totally impartial in my commentary. Yes, I believe I will leave that in.



On a final note, remember that we all chose. We chose, albeit haphazardly, to go to war in Kuwait, to force the United Nations to turn it's attention to our needs for a change, to not sit blindly while WMDs were sold at will from Russia to the highest bidder as its military fell apart. Vigilance is every bit as important as duty. Even if we can't police the entire world and ask them to please not be idiots, we can at least ask the rich people.



So some people made some money out of it, meh. You might as well hope your wife doesn't cheat on you. Or at least hope she doesn't do it TOO often. And if you are really worried, well, for everything else there is Mastercard.



The more righteous I sound, the more I want to apologize.



Oh on another final note, Democrats tend to also do as they please if they stay in power too long. But, this has nothing to do with giving your wife everything she ever wanted, oh wait, yes it does. Say, suddenly the World Bank came to mind.