Just like people

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So watching the clouds roll by I noticed recently that they move from east to west, but only sometimes. I thought more and realized that on days that it rains or when the clouds are heavy the move west to east.

Noticing even closer, sometimes I notice a little hole in the middle of the clouds when they are large. It makes me think that they gather water thru those holes perhaps like hurricanes. If so, then the clouds need the water on the earth to form larger and larger clouds.

As the clouds become larger, I imagine that the solar wind or the higher atmosphere starts to influence the clouds and pulls them the opposite way. But as they begin to form or as they dissipate, they go back to following the rotation of the Earth.

Corporations are like huge clouds, trying to keep up to speed with the sun and to stay there. They grow and grow but at some point they must let go of what they know is RIGHT, and go left. They begin to fear that the sun won't come out again... tomorrow.

But the small clouds, they always stay down to earth. They know the sun will come again and that what they need is here and not out there. They know that hell is the sun and heaven is right here nearby, feeding us with what hell could never give. They know that hell is necessary but that if they grow too large, hell takes over.

Just like people...

Edit: heh, don't believe everything

Sticky Universe

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So today I am sitting there wondering what the purpose of life was and it occurred to me that many many perhaps thousands of people would like to know what my purpose of life is and if maybe this is why they are on this Earth with me.


For this exercise, consider yourself a two-year old and pretend that your parents are not giving you the right answers to things or maybe they answer that why the sky is blue is because of money or because the Republicans said so or because God likes it that way he said so in the Bible.


But I am about to answer all of those pesky 2-year old questions for you that your parents didn't give you the answer to when you asked Why?


Why is the sky blue? To get laid.


Why do I have a mother and a father? To get laid.


Why do I have friends? To get laid.


Why do I need a job if you are taking care of me? To get laid.


Why do I need to tell the truth when lying is so easy? To get laid.


Why do people have cars? To get laid.


Why do we have a dog? To get laid.


Why are their taxes? To get laid.


Why are some people richer than others? To get laid.


There. Now you people that don't like me can simply jump ahead of the part where you don't trust me and want to know who I am working for and why I do what I do and what my agenda is. For the record, the reason I am on this planet, and I often wonder what planet this is, is to get laid.


Thought you knew...


Well, that was much easier than giving you my theory of the reason behind the existence of the universe so here it goes.


We live in a Sticky Universe.


Imagine sticking your hand in a jar of molasses. When you pull your hand out a bunch of it is stuck to your hand, true but the rest of what happens in that jar is my theory behind how the universe must exist. It must allow for gravity. The little bubbles in the jar move to allow for your insertion but they don't explode or pop, they merely move out of the way unless they are touched by your hand.


With that image in your head now you know how most everything happens. Everything near the impact gets stuck to the "invisible hand" of profit and everything else moves away to avoid it.


That probably says a lot about what happened with the bailout of the banks. The people finding out too late that this huge crash was gonna happen, "got stuck" to the people causing the impact ever so slowly.


It's my theory that black holes are just stars that we can't see. That masses out there are so extreme that we as bits of dust are not capable of putting the minutia quotient into our heads. It's easy for us to imagine a billion billion miles if someone says well would take a long time to walk, but to imagine tiny is incomprehensible, and yet black holes are supposed to be these amazing masses of slight objects that frankly just boggles the mind.


Suffice it to say that we are just not meant to understand those things.


Most color surrounds the color green. Since time immemorial we have known that green means go, that grass is always greener means it's better, that green is good and red means bad but you wonder how those things can be so commonplace and be so misunderstood sometimes.


If you look at natural things, and I love to look at natural things and draw truths from them, most good things are green but not exactly edible. Fruit is green until it is ripe. Trees are green until autumn when their leaves turn yellow or red.


Color symbolizes an energy, not only in stars but in every natural thing we see. Naturally when people see red it means their angry but it also means that they are hungry. This can entail many things like seeing your skin change colors or seeing sores or wounds as serious. Blood is a sure sign of weakness and in contrast to regular skin color you can tell someone is in trouble by this.


So if you remember your colors from ROYGBIV, you know that to go from green to yellow to orange to red, you are losing energy, but that makes this energy more useful to us, to vampires! hahaha I'm just joking I am not a vampire but this is still a valid thing to pursue. We are meant to use things, that we can see, that have this color range. It's why we can see it.


When it comes to wavelengths, those closer to the red become longer and longer which means they have less energy but eventually they have so little energy that we stop being able to see them. These are the infra-red wavelengths. We can use special glasses to see them but why would you want to? Well that's for another article maybe.


In contrast, to go up the spectrum you would go from green to blue to indigo to violet. These are the colors of the sky and water and many other natural things that we best avoid. As things become more blue, they become higher in intrinsic energy or more radiated.


Radiation causes cancer. This is a warning sign to most animals that if they have white or blue or violet colors on their skin, that they are poisonous. Poison is radiation. Ions are radiation. Regular stuff like water is stable until you microwave it and then it starts to evaporate.


Wavelengths that have high energy, higher than we can see, are called ultra violet rays. Even higher wavelengths are called microwaves. This is because their wave's length, the distance from peak to peak, is microscopic. Even higher energy waves are gamma rays. Now these can only exist outside the earth if I'm not mistaken but stupid Dr. Banner had to go try and see what happens if he shakes things up a bit and creates gamma rays here... and then exposes himself to it... is it any wonder he feels so at the same time stupid but smart but stupid again, so often.


Anyways so this high energy color, not to lose myself from my topic is where cancer comes from. Expose your skin to that level of energy and you don't become the hulk but you do turn green at some point eventually...


We are blind to this energy so if we don't use a sensor to detect it, we could be talking away on a cellphone or even looking at a CRT for 8 hours a day for 18 years or we could be living next to a dump site and never know where we got the cancer because we aren't supposed to know it is there.


Most things that can kill us are created by us, like cancer.


Such is the futillity of trying to understand black holes. Imagine someone creates one here on earth one day, good idea? Imagine someone figures out how to clone babies and milk their little brains of food for old people's too used up brains, good idea? Imagine traveling without moving, good idea? I can imagine a Great Many tThings but that doesn't mean I should.


I once had my philosophy professor at JU blow my mind with the thought of free information and why we should censor it. I thought he was completely off his rocker, CENSOR information? We live in a FREE society... free of prejudice, free of tyranny, God save the US forever!


Then he said what if someone figures out how to create a disease that could destroy the world? What if it failed but someone can follow his work and find that information in the library? What about information about bombs and guns? Suddenly your disgust gets turned off and it doesn't come back again. Surely evil designs must be stopped but who will be this gatekeeper?


Who can be trusted?


The only reason to do all of this stuff is for war and yes we need a reason for living like cracking heads and boning your boss's wife but what we really need is to stop people from dying and to organize our world into a safer place that takes people's lives into a place of unity and not a place of violence.


That's a sad fact when you realize that people are more worried about global warming than population control. More concerned about money than ideals. More concerned about their jobs and their stocks than if their corporation is good for America.


For every job out there, there is one less criminal. And by that I don't mean someone violent because violent criminals really do deserve some stun gun time, but I mean people that will be relying on welfare. Jail is welfare and welfare is what we do to people that we don't have jobs for. It's not a bad word. Jail shouldn't be bad. Bars should not be bad. 

Maybe there ought to be bars in jail.  Sure would pass the time faster.  I mean you are watching them 24/7 anyways, you sure can put the time in to see how much they have drank.  It's not like there's a danger of overdosing from booze.  And booze is not expensive.

Can anyone out there sing the preamble to the constitution? I can and every legislator should. In fact you should ask them to sing it if you want a reassurance that they know what our purpose as a country is, and it's not to get laid.


By the way, people should be all straight and forward when it comes to sex I think but after you are comfortable with your partner for a long time, let's face it, you are going to be curious about other people and though some people are high horse about forbidden this and never go there, I am of the mind that if you both wanna try stuff then do it, then don't like it, then don't do it again after you lose your taste for it. Don't become all judgmental like you floozy and you dog and what a crappy marriage they have and stuff. If there were nothing else left interesting in the world, it would be time to go.


You ever notice how god and dog are backwards. That's because since time immemorial(I love that word), there have been masters and slaves. Which is funny because having a cat is more like being a democrat, because cat's do what you say only if it suits them which makes them more equal to you in your house, but to have a dog is more republican because a dog knows his place. And this is gonna sound completely sacrilegious especially since I have a cat now, after my dog died but...


I prefer dogs.


And thank you Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow for not being the puppet of the democratic party. Great show this week btw, but I've only seen it 5 times.

Ebol

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Evil people don't inspire others, they can't sing, and they don't don't don't see why anybody else would follow them unless they were stupid.

Ok, ima stop saying the word evil now cuz it really is starting to sound judgmental.

Dungeons and dragons

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In Dungeons & Dragons I was first introduced to the complex principle of alignment. You could be good or evil but now there were flavors. As a little kid, I was about 10 or so and rather religious, I had to struggle for many years to understand what Chaotic Evil was and Lawful Good and Lawful Evil and True Neutral.

In the game, you can have 9 different alignments. This defines your morals and ethics or better said your philosophy on life. I have to say I never really understood how to tell them apart until recently since I have a lot of time to think about things now.

The nine different alignments, in the game(and there can probably be subsets of these if you really want to nitpik but come on 9 is hard enough to understand), are Lawful Good Lawful Neutral Lawful Evil Chaotic Good Chaotic Neutral Chaotic Evil Neutral Good Neutral Evil and True Neutral.

So in the book there are pages and pages of how to define these and none of them tell you how to tell these apart better than I am about to.

To be lawful, you follow your culture's laws. Culture is different depending on what area you live in.

People that steal cars in a rural area(out in the country) get a week in jail after they eventually run out of gas and btw where were you gonna go on half a tank out in the middle of nowhere. So not a lot of harm done since the cost of it all was just some lost work.

People that steal cars in the city get charged with a years of jail since stolen cars usually are not seen again when the robbery occurs in big cities. Cars take years to pay off and someone stealing your car is clearly doing you some serious damage to your livelihood.

People that steal horses in the old west would get hung. Yep. Bad news for rustlers if they find you. Horses not only take years to train and pay off, they become part of your family because they have feelings. To take someone's horse was tantamount to stealing your wife almost and the cost to you is not only your livelihood and good nature, but you went from having a farm to not having one cuz what can you do with a farm and no horse.

So cultures can be very different depending on the area or decade and it doesn't determine good or evil it is just a flavor of it. This is ethics, to be lawful, neutral, or chaotic in your regard to the law.

Btw, I wanna arm wrestle Will Smith for his wife. I know I'm gonna lose but DANG IT she fine! Just for one second! OWIEEE!

And that's an example of having no ethics cuz I am not actually wronging anyone cuz he might agree to it, hah, but I am disrespecting the law or his culture or mine if my culture believes in marriage.

Morals are all about good and evil. Everyone agrees that to wrong someone is evil. In fact, I see evil everywhere. People that know I have a problem, and provoke me, are evil. They, with intent, are wronging me. You can wrong me without intent, like running over my dog or scratching my car door when you back up or talking to my wife and smiling too hard. This is stuff you have to expect cuz you KNOW my wife be FINE and you just can't help YeSElf!

But to do it with intent, to swerve into my dog, to walk by my car with your key slightly sticking through your pants, to ask my wife if she likes hot tubs and drinking scotch like I do, yeah that's messed up. You are wronging me not only in real life, you are doing it in your head. Now you can think all the evil you want in your head, even though the bible, maybe for good reason, says you have already committed an evil act, but to do something about it is evil. Sounds difficult but it's not so hard to figure out.

If you wrong someone, you have done something you and that person both know is evil.

Such are morals, you can write me a story, if it's a good one, that's a good; if it's bad and I waste my time on it, you are neutral; if you lace the papers with some sort of chloroform so that I spend weeks sick in the head with allergies, you issa ebol mamojammo.

So now you know how to do combinations. You can drive drunk and not harm people and that makes you Chaotic Good. You can be a cop and forget to tell someone, with intent, that they are facing a year in jail and then watch them mess up, and that makes you Lawful Evil.

Btw, there's a reason for a system of government. It's so that people don't use their own bias to skew justice. So when the system doesn't work, that means both sides lose. One problem, a system always works. It works as intended by the makers of the law.

I still wanna know how a law can have an intent?! Ok before I go all 40 pages of bullshit I better get back on the subject. Anyways I ain't ever drinking again cuz no way am I ever risking any BS again if I can help it.

People of diametrically opposed alignments tend to have the hardest time with each other. Hate. In the game, a paladin or cop, is Lawful Good. He has an aura of protection from evil and gets a bonus to combat roles if he uses a holy sword, that is, if he uses divine judgment. His nemesis is the someone Chaotic Evil. Someone with no regard for culture and no regard for others. He can put up with good people, that is people that may or may not care about culture and laws but don't wrong others, he can even sit at a table with neutral people, people that think bullshitting others is fun but is not wronging them, even though it might be but too bad for them if they suck, "I'm not wrong". But a lawful good person he will not put up with people that wrong others.

If you are diametrically opposed however, if the paladin ever meets someone that is Chaotic Evil, then he must not rest until that person is gone. It's his job to remove him from existence. He has hate for this person.

Well that's in the game.

I feel that I have been trying to be Chaotic Good for a long time, even though I wasn't. Maybe laws are ok to break if you don't harm people. Maybe pot is ok. Maybe running red lights and driving 80 is all right as long as we aren't harming people. In fact we can even harm people if they attack first but I think it's all bullshit now.

I am Lawful Good and I am staying that way. I have always been that way. I have been a preacher from day one and I don't know how I went down the road trying to be different trying to meld with the society of the bar but it's over. I'm not going back.

Still, I will remain true to my family but if I find the right girl, they are gonna have to take second saddle, and you can guess what alignment the girl is gonna have to have.

But what Lawful Good girl would want someone with my history. Probably none but the Chaotic Good life did give me quite a few tricks to impress the ladies, hahahaha.

Ahhh me! So now you want to know what Dungeons and Dragons means. Ever thought about it?

People that can't wrong others are in a dungeon. They can get attacked and attacked and attacked and they can never do anything but cry out from the pain. Good people are in a dungeon. They are cows. They are the free hits cushion of choice. Caged. Meek. Feeble. To even raise their voice invites the other to raise their voice higher and the person by going even further thereby changes the good person from good to evil... to return the bite is to become the werewolf or as a famous person said in Lost in Space, "you can't kill the man without becoming the monster". Great movie. If I see a movie more than 6 times or so I will say great movie and that's because the writing is so good that I get something good and new from it the more I watch it.

So anyways in review, everyone good is a Dungeon, everyone evil is a Dragon. And Saint George slays the dragon but he dies in the process. Meh, time for a ciggie, the proof is on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. I think MichealAngelo got what it was to be divine, to be a god. He drew two humans; hands almost touching, fingers almost pointing, eyes almost meeting, old man dies, young girl lives, fair trade...

that's from Sin City... great movie.

Snow White and the who?

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So it must be said that the movie that I saw yesterday, Snow White etc, was trash. It looked good and I loved the actors but the writing of it was trash.

Spoiler Alert, I'm gonna talk about the movie.

The huntsman is a drunkard who apparently lost his wife and wants her brought back to life. This is not a good guy. People that are vindictive stay that way unless it was their first time maybe. Even yoda says that people that die should not be mourned as their death is a natural part of life, unlike Anakin who becomes enthralled by his need to keep his wife alive at all costs from a threat that could just as well have come from her electric toothbrush.

Small wonder, the huntsman gets betrayed, by the brother of the queen before he goes back to the queen. OMG I'm getting disgusted all over again. So it doesn't matter if his contract was with the queen, the brother can just speak for her.

And by the way, WTF is a brother doing in Snow White. There's no crying in baseball! That's why there's no brother in Snow White!!!

So he decides not to bring back Snow White because he was told he won't get paid. So then she attacks him, he leaves, she follows him. Ugh!

On the way from her escape, her horse that's not really her horse but that somehow loves her, gets caught in mud and she leaves it. Sigh.

Good example, for the kids although the whole dagger scene with the king dying betrayed in bed is not the best way to start a fairy tale. It is if you wanna be scared of one night stands for the rest of your life... especially if you come from money.

All this time, she has been in love with her little boy friend that left her when the queen's forces took the castle. In the most ridiculous turn of events, he cares for her she for him but the huntsman is the one who wakes her up with a kiss meant for his wife when she bites the apple given to her by some man in the woods that was actually the queen.

I guess I might have to watch it again to get it but OMG could I have written something better. I could even give Snow White some armor but never would I give her a sword. Yeah, she gets a sword. If to act is to use your sword then the symbologilly might make fum fence.

I was kind of hoping, in keeping time with how ridiculous the story was going, that the queen would turn into a dragon but nah. I guess they ran out of money. Anyway that would be sleeping beauty so meh. You know, they can afford all these good actors and all these special effects and noone read the script. Put simply, I smell sabotage.

Julia Roberts' Snow White was better but meh I was hoping for a more artistic version this time, or maybe a Batman Dark Knight version, instead I got the "gladiator" version. After a while I was falling asleep. I paid NO attention to the dwarves, some of which I recognized as great actors. I mean all that money and I couldn't even get a booty shot of one of the actresses or something, bah! I had to content myself that Kristen Stewart was good looking and sadly that Charlize Theron was there but playing a not so charismatic part, although I can't wait for Prometheus.

The story of Snow White as I remember it is the one where she is in competition for the throne. Where her innocence blinds her to the Queen's true nature. Where off searching for her maturity she meets her members of the board(from Vanilla Sky). Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, etc. These seven dwarfs are supposed to supplant her real emotions on her road to maturity.

It is by this example that I believe most people should have at least 7 real relationships before committing to marriage. One emotion dominating the relationship for each boyfriend or girlfriend.

Sidenote:
This reminds me that my mother told me that it takes 4 months for a fruit to go ripe and so I commented that maybe that's how long people should wait for sex. That they should grow the need together and let it ripen. Then it occcured to me that somehow someone else always "worms" their way into a long wait for sex which oddly makes the theory more sound but makes me feel like shit. And besides, I can't wait that long.

Snow white, after following their example of going to work every day, decides not to go to work and finds the old lady that offers her a gift. An apple.

This apple is the too-good-to-be-true nature of most contracts you don't read. Which reminds me of Dragon Age. A demon can only have control of you if you accept his offer but that makes you an abomination. So anyways, she simply takes a bite of the apple and goes to sleep.

It can be said that anyone innocent is overwhelmed the first time this sort of thing occurs to them. They don't want anyone to know they slept with the football team, they don't want someone to tell mom she slept with a girl once, they don't want people to find out she dated a Muslim. It's all so stupid in the grand scheme of things but to the innocent, it must seem like a completely new feeling. A chain. A truth that puts them to sleep. It makes them stop seeking improvement. It stifles their ambition.

This is why Snow White fell asleep.

Later, she can only be awakened with true love's kiss. Indeed, a reason for living, for being productive, for taking the reins from the queen.

This was what the story was all about. The journey of an innocent girl to adult who had a responsibility to be queen one day when she was of sufficient maturity to understand what evil was. To be the fairest of them all.

To be the fairest of them all you have to be popular to good and evil people both. You have to get fooled once or twice to understand that many many people are getting fooled all day long everywhere from the drive-thru to the dentist's office to Congress to the auto body shop when they told me it would take a couple of days to see how much the repair would cost and then after two weeks of checking on it told me it would be ~$400 to get my car out when they made up whatever number they thought it would be to repair it, without telling me beforehand of the storage costs. Autocrafters bah!

So to be the fairest of them all, to be queen of your world, you must have love, you must hi-ho hi-ho go to work keeping your emotions in check, you must get wronged and have some wisdom of how bad a bad apple can ruin your life, no not gonna say it, and it's after all of this has happened and all of this is in your knowledge, that you can rule.

But it's not enough to just watch the movie or read the story, you have to live it.

Only people that live it can truly teach.

At Jacksonville University, I was careful to select my teachers so that they would have the highest impact on my education. You could say that the ones that made the most impact gave me the worst grades but I would rather say that I learned my lesson from them. Some say that teachers are the ones that can't do. I guess those people don't know Jesus.

Anyways, so Snow White is your heart before maturity, indeed when people say you have heart, they mean you still hold some innocence, you have not given up your empathy for others, you are endearing and engaging and exciting to others. This is what it means to have heart is to not be heartless. It means to be Snow White... as much as possible even for men and such.

I guess you could just identify with her spirit if you're a guy. Unless you long for some brash hunstman to wake you from your sleep instead of who you though it would be. Hmmf.

What the hell is a huntsman doing in Snow White!

He needs to go back to Red Riding Hood and stop messing with the little girls from another story.

Now Red Riding Hood is a different tale but in that story the Huntsman makes sense. All you republicans out there say, Yay!

In that story, on your way to doing your daily chores you have valuable things. Goods. You have got the goods! And people in groups and gangs and the wolves out there, they want 'em. We could call em reapers but that suggests that what they do is hard work oh wait nevermind reapers don't work.

And the only way to get em is to fool you. The story doesn't say the wolf came and found Red Riding Hood(RRH) on the side of the road and gobbled her up. It says he went to someone Red Riding Hood trusted and pretended to be her. The only way this can happen is if the person not only intends to fool RRH, but intends to take the place of her grandmother. Wolves have no ethics, they are animals, someone we don't know which one, is guilty of eating grandmother and it's only after the trick has happened that the wolf can eat Red Riding Hood. Not before. So it is that the story ends when the Huntsman finds the wolf, opens up his belly, keeps the wolf's skin, and out come RRH and grandmother. I'm not sure if grandmother makes it I can't remember.

This eating could just have the same effect as sleep in Snow White, they could bind you with some spell and from then on you are in the wolves's stomach until you come out. A spell is when you believe something that isn't true. This makes it real, for you, even though it isn't. People that deal in spells are all mages and are dark people.

Anyway so yay for the huntsman in Red Riding Hood, all Republicans and cops out there should rejoice that the huntsman is so well thought of.

I guess the story is for cheaters out there that think they can get the goods by pretending to be granny. It says you better watch out cuz little girls might think you're granny but the Huntsman... he knows how to skin a wolf.

You know, you can tell ahead of time by the title of things that something is wrong. Like in Mr. and Mrs Smith when the really little guy that they both were after was named "the tank". It's times like those that you realize the gods are playing with your life AND that there's a way out if you will just look at the signs on the road or in this case the title of the movie.

Black holes... none

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So I was imagining this universe and all of its quirkiness and finally figured out the why the world does what it does. Imagine a ball that has stopped. Plain. Now it starts to spin.

That's gravity.

Everything near it gets attracted to it. Everything going about the same speed stays on or gets slowed down or sped up. Eventually everything near it gets up to speed. If something is too slow it gets kicked off. If something is too fast it bounces off.

Now the problem lies in the top half and bottom half of this ball. The top spins, and the rest of the planet sort of gets pulled by the north and south pole.

If it spun in a different direction, facing a different way, the rest of the planet would still get pulled along but from a different orientation. Now imagine you stick a spinning ball on top of it. If it is spinning in the same direction then it attracts the other ball. If not it pushes it away.

That's why math can't explain everything because once you get into loops you have a much less forgiving or explainable arhythmatic. Heh.

So eventually, you have five balls near each other spinning and some are attracted and others are not. But some are larger so the ones spinning in same direction come closer, and more of them, the ones opposite getting pushed away faster. The ones in odd configuration eventually end up at the equator much like all dust around the planet ends up there because that is where the least excitement is, the threshold of leaving the planet, if they where just a little larger or just a little slower of faster, they could leave.

But planets spin in opposite directions to keep their distance from the direction the sun is spinning. Just enough. And so it is in the entire universe.

Very large balls get shaved by their smaller ones. Little by little over a long time. It may not seem like it but the mass must be kept in equilibrium to allow the galaxy to maintain its spin. Each system, even if not configured side by side in the view of things must have its net total spin offset the opposite spin of the nearby systems. And eventually, due to stress, the systems aling themselves along the equator, still spinnng, still winning, but almost ready to leave.

And that's what normal is.

People have a carnal nature to them you could say it was given by god for in the garden of Eden, when he warned Adam and Eve of the Tree of Knowledge he was telling them not to delve to deeply into the fruit.

Spoiler alert, this could ruin your life if you read more. Knowing that for every good man out there there MUST be a bad one, makes you crazy. You start to imagine that YOU should be the one that is having fun. You imagine great orgies and multiple orgasms, all at the same time with multiple animals maybe. You could be the one out there ruining people's lives with your selfishness and need for that yacht like your neighbor has. (Ever notice that neighbor sounds like someone who is like a horse? Maybe a horse in your head?)

Well, God's plan was for you NOT to eat of the tree. You were supposed to keep your innocence for as long as you could. You were supposed to be content and count yourself lucky. And this is the first lesson of the bible is your loss of innocence, it can't be avoided. People can warn you all day long not to talk to the bad people but if you have been a child of god you embrace everyone as clean until they mess up. Then comes the one day you find that opposite you and wonder if he should be destroyed or, after taking some time to think about it, if he is necessary for YOU to be allowed to live.

So some people were meant to spin one way or the other; some always seeking to farm, some always seeking to reap. And farming is not without its small little opportunities. Reapers can be nice just like farmers can be incredibly selfish. But for the most part people are of one nature or the other. Some doing the public service while others doing public service for money for their kids who are gonna be taught just how you MILK THOSE COWS, I mean people that don't work hard, I mean cows.

But for every exciting reaper there is an exciting anti-reaper. For every cop, there is an anti-paladin out there. For every person willing to get away with stuff, there is a fisherman out there saying "same old, same old, people need killing".

Rock paper scissors. To spin or not to spin,,, or to spin the other way, that is the question.

So it behooves me again to remind you what it is to be Democrat and Republican. Democrats want more government. Republicans want less.

Which way do you spin?

Btw, there are no black holes in my theory.